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UghRochester
https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester
Enjoy your day of birth, WL. I know Wes is happy to come by and have a few pieces of cake.
Anyways, my gift to you is what happens when I typed in the phrase you use. Guess which one.
Anyways, my gift to you is what happens when I typed in the phrase you use. Guess which one.
LinksOcarina
Rookie
That kid in the glasses looks so familiar...
Anyway, happy birthday Wicked, I hope you have a good one.
Anyway, happy birthday Wicked, I hope you have a good one.
Paradox
Soaring Phoenix
I give you the gift...of song.
It's your birthday today
(Woohoo)
What does that mean
I guess I'll try to explain
That many years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents
saw your beautiful face
(Oh, such a cute little baby)
And nine months before that
magical day
Your dad probably took your mom
out on a date
And they were having a good time
They were dancing and drinking wine
(We're gonna live forever)
And when they got home
They were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down
on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his wee-wee was hard as a rock
(I'm so horny)
And at this point your mom wanted
to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give
your mom head
So they formed a sixty nine
(sit on my face)
And your mom came
at least three times
(Oh, oh, oh)
And then your dad was so excited
to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
And when he realized his mistake
(O-oh)
He had ejaculated
and it was too late
(You're not on the pill, are you?)
And then your mom got pregnant
And your dad started crying
(Wah)
He wanted your mom
to get an abortion
(Please!)
But your mom really wanted a child
(Dammit!)
And nine months later
you were born
And five months later
your parents got a divorce
Happy Birthday
It's your birthday today
(Woohoo)
What does that mean
I guess I'll try to explain
That many years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents
saw your beautiful face
(Oh, such a cute little baby)
And nine months before that
magical day
Your dad probably took your mom
out on a date
And they were having a good time
They were dancing and drinking wine
(We're gonna live forever)
And when they got home
They were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down
on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his wee-wee was hard as a rock
(I'm so horny)
And at this point your mom wanted
to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give
your mom head
So they formed a sixty nine
(sit on my face)
And your mom came
at least three times
(Oh, oh, oh)
And then your dad was so excited
to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
And when he realized his mistake
(O-oh)
He had ejaculated
and it was too late
(You're not on the pill, are you?)
And then your mom got pregnant
And your dad started crying
(Wah)
He wanted your mom
to get an abortion
(Please!)
But your mom really wanted a child
(Dammit!)
And nine months later
you were born
And five months later
your parents got a divorce
Happy Birthday
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
Happy Birthday, you wonderful man, you.
Optimus-Crime
Rookie
That's the kid from Little Giants. Happy Birthday, Liquid!
cyberjim2000
Veteran
Happy Birthday, WickedLiquid
UrbanMasque
Everyone Wears a Mask
Happy Bday son
this cake looks fucking delicious.
this cake looks fucking delicious.
danielrbischoff
Rookie
Why I love Wicked:
Happy Birthday dude!
Happy Birthday dude!
spartan317
Rookie
Am I too late to say happy birthday?
Fuck...
Fuck...
WickedLiquid
Regular
SHAAAADAP A UR MOUTH
Thanks guys, appreciate all the love. No Asain from Matt but I think I'll go back to white girls anyway lol
Anyone on PSN with Fifa 13 let's do it.
Thanks guys, appreciate all the love. No Asain from Matt but I think I'll go back to white girls anyway lol
Anyone on PSN with Fifa 13 let's do it.
danielrbischoff
Rookie
If we keep this thread alive long enough you might still get an asian from Matt. What'd you do for your birthday Wicked?
WickedLiquid
Regular
I was taken out to Denny's bright and early for The Hobbit breakfast. Not a great idea on a Sunday morning when your Saturday night ended on a Sunday morning but I had alot of fun.
Went to a pub in the afternoon to play some pool and darts where my lady friend and I met these British dudes and chicks watching the soccer game. They were pissed their team Arsenal lost but they were pretty awesome. Saying that Canadians are "fuckin ah-right!" Then when they found out it was my birthday they bought me a shot. Again, not a great idea on a hangover day but I survived.
Got home and celebrated some more with my roommate. Lots of fun and now I have some experience for when I meet Matt and Sam.
Went to a pub in the afternoon to play some pool and darts where my lady friend and I met these British dudes and chicks watching the soccer game. They were pissed their team Arsenal lost but they were pretty awesome. Saying that Canadians are "fuckin ah-right!" Then when they found out it was my birthday they bought me a shot. Again, not a great idea on a hangover day but I survived.
Got home and celebrated some more with my roommate. Lots of fun and now I have some experience for when I meet Matt and Sam.
