http://youtu.be/GmZ2ICOZ8mo Happy Birthday dude! I hope your birthday contains all of these kick ass alaska things I found and also a happy, healthy wife and daughter.
Happy birthday man. Rather than make the same old tired Alaska, snow, Eskimo joke, I decided to present a celebration of your namesake instead. Enjoy. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I voted for that girl from Alaska on American Idol in your honor even though I wanted to vote for Zoanette, but the AI voting process is a sacred institution so I only voted once. You're welcome. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday good sir. My gift to you is... Your own personal Sawyer. After all, you never know when you need to shoot random polar bears on mysterious islands.
I'm sending Sarah Palin over to your place for a delivery blowjob! Happy birthday man! Hope your day is as kickass as Sarah Palin's fellatio!