Recent content by Yokiro

Even at a cursory glance, I would love to see Del Toro as a director, just to see all the fantasy of Hyrule filtered through his mad mind.

Yeah, I guess that's possible, especially since nobody is named in the article, but I just wasn't looking at it cynically enough. Really though, having known tons of military members and practices, this is the kind of thing that can be validated and the punishment makes sense. I wouldn't have...

Saw this article and thought it was an interesting read: http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/navy-seals-disciplined-for-sharing-too-much-to-ea-for-moh-warfighter-15971 Leaking information in a way that hardly anybody would be able to determine from the game's fiction has practically ended...

I now know why I was granted eyes instead of, like, two more noses or something. That was absolutely amazing so thank you for sharing. Just add Morgan Freeman rambling about his day or something on the soundtrack, and I'd watch this in feature film form, so beautiful.

You were actually right with the last guess! First response too! My grin became increasingly fake and cheesy as the time passed, but my hair hasn't been blonde since I was a toddler and it was long and in curls... Are you a time travelling stalker?! I mean, that's alright since it's you MattAY...

Oh, I get it, he can have his face painted and get away with it, but when I do it and stand in line at the grocery store throwing cans of pinto beans at the passing elderly (Old people need their fiber!) the cops get called! As for my picture, there are precisely five (Maybe six, six and a...

I'm just going to let the release be the catalyst for me finally buying the Wii edition which is half the download price and won't take up a precious four gigs on my 360. Also, I get to pretend I'm using a real gun with the Wiimote and go PEW PEW into some foreigners' sort-of-kind-of-undead...

One step closer to a zombie wonderland. One... disgusting... step. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7765431/Phillies-fan-admits-to-vomit-assault-at-baseball-game.html This has zero importance, I just couldn't resist immediately sharing when I saw that picture and...

Art requires both conflict and support in order to exist, the internal or external struggle being fought and the patron allowing the works to be bought. So far, there's been a multitude of both over the short history of video games and the progression and maturing is simply interesting in its...

Just wanted to point those interested in the direction of this blog post by the sometimes maligned, especially by upset gamers, Roger Ebert: http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2010/04/the_golden_age_of_movie_critic.html That which is of interest, beyond the article itself for those interested in...

They got away with it because there's a certain level of stupidity that, once passed, any serious critic can't be seen to associate themselves with that item of idiocy without being criticized as, "The guy who spent way too long watching an extended testicle joke."? Who knows, the world is just...

Chris_Crime has surprised and informed me this day. Informed because, clearly the law is wrong on a naturally human level and could only ripple dangerously if it went unchecked (sort of like the ridiculous oil spill, something that shouldn't even be a possibility in an age when many energy...

Dirge - Bob Dylan. This being from his somewhat under-appreciated by now album, Planet Waves.

Where have all the young men gone? Long time passing. Where have all the young men gone? Long time ago. Where have all the young men gone? Gone to Iraland apparently. When will they ever learn? ... When will they ever learn?

The "fake" trailer (in quotes for being truly cool) made me want to watch the actual movie far more than the real trailer ever did. In fact, I think I will actually watch it and just imagine the characters as the LAE counterparts... except when Gerard Butler's shirtless. That's always a thing to...