The most amount of money you have ever foubd in your couch?
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UrbanMasque
Everyone Wears a Mask
pennies. When dimes and quarters start rolling out of my pocket - i notice.
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ThisUrbanMasque said:
The most money I ever found walking home was $20.
danielrbischoff
Rookie
Couple quarters max. I don't usually leave money behind anywhere.
cyberjim2000
Veteran
A million dollars.
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
Dollar max mostly fruit snacks.
I would argue that fruit snacks are a better find.
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
Not when they're melted into your cushions.
I once found my phone after it was missing for three weeks.
UrbanMasque
Everyone Wears a Mask
..foubd
This isn't bothering anyone else?
WickedLiquid
Regular
Lolz urbz u need 2 git wif DA tymes.
....my autocorrect had a field day with that one.
N E ways... I don't normally find a lot of cash in my couch. Sometimes a toonie but that's the most. I have found an unopened pack of gummy worms from months ago and it was awesome.
....my autocorrect had a field day with that one.
N E ways... I don't normally find a lot of cash in my couch. Sometimes a toonie but that's the most. I have found an unopened pack of gummy worms from months ago and it was awesome.
danielrbischoff
Rookie
Can someone give Urbz a hug through the internet? When are they gonna add that to GTA V, buddy?UrbanMasque said:
GRColin
Rookie
I remember not too long ago my wife and I were looking for furniture and we decided to look on Craigslist because we were too poor to go buy new at a store and we didn't want to use credit cards. We came across this post for a really nice sectional and judging by the small, somewhat blurry picture, the thing was in great shape. Slightly guarded given the illiteracy of the poster and their scatter brained advert, we decided to go check out the sofa anyways. Sure enough, it was in immaculate condition. The rest of their place however was not. Overflowing trash cans, grungy, dirty floors, food and dishes piled up in the kitchen. And the couple...God damn. One clear look at them and you could tell they were heavy meth users. Well, that and they didn't bother to put their happy fun time paraphernalia away. Anyways, after succesfully talking them down in price we immediately loaded the couch up in our rented U-Haul and got the hell out of there.
Anyways. After taking a black light to the couch (not really) and a fine inspection, I noticed the cushion on one end was uneven. I sat on it and it felt a little...Odd. I opened it up and lo and behold...There was about 7K in cold, hard cash sitting in their cushion. In their drugged state they must not have thought to hide it very well and likely forgot all about it. My wife and I wondered what the best course of action was and we came to the conclusion we should call the police. Of course the officer who handled it made a joke about how we just should have kept it. A regular Vic Mackey.
None of that is true.
The most I ever found was probably 50 cents and some cheerios. But the cheerios weren't stale!
Anyways. After taking a black light to the couch (not really) and a fine inspection, I noticed the cushion on one end was uneven. I sat on it and it felt a little...Odd. I opened it up and lo and behold...There was about 7K in cold, hard cash sitting in their cushion. In their drugged state they must not have thought to hide it very well and likely forgot all about it. My wife and I wondered what the best course of action was and we came to the conclusion we should call the police. Of course the officer who handled it made a joke about how we just should have kept it. A regular Vic Mackey.
None of that is true.
The most I ever found was probably 50 cents and some cheerios. But the cheerios weren't stale!
UrbanMasque
Everyone Wears a Mask
Lethean said:
I wonder what you would recover in this couch..
AND DONT PRETEND THAT YOU DONT RECOGNIZE THIS SHIT!
Optimus-Crime
Rookie
^regret
