I've resolved that since I'm quite drunk and at the end of my birthday, I'll answer you all individually with your birthday wishes.
To properly get the experience, put some Flogging Molly on in the background. Since that's my motivation right now.
Mattay - Honestly, you're a great pal, and feel upset that I never got to meet you face to face. Though it just means that it'll happen later on for sure. Emil cake? Budget DeLorean? You know me! You are my British counterpart! The Bond to my Leiter! The Churchill to my Roosevelt! The mead to my beer!
Cyberjim - Fun fact, those types of guns are my favorites. Either way, as far as you and me go, I like you, but you're quiet. Be loud, man! Be confident! I believe in you!
Ugh - You cannot fail me. While you may not always be on the right track, your heart always seems to be in the right place. So keep strong, but always be weary. Remember, Hell is paved by good intentions, and you have a lot of good intentions without aim. Pause, take aim, and then shoot, and you won't miss.
Links - My liver is still nice and pink, for now. Though I will be needing that a long time down the road, I feel. Anyway, do I need to say more? No, I don't think I do, and I hope you know what I mean by that. Yeah you do, wink wink.
Affen - No joke, I don't wear any video game apparel, but I would wear the shit out of that. I mean, I would brag about my success, and bitches love that, right? What about those norther European girls? Hook me up, okay? I'll put in a good word with some California girls to repeat the favor.
Gunner - Like I'm going to have to pay for either tonight! Drinks and bitches be in full stock! But after tonight, hoooooo maaaaaan will my wallet get lighter. Always remember to stock up while you can, especially on bitches and drinks.
Used - Even though you aren't much older than me, you've been a good mentor for all things GR. I remember that too, somewhat, and I remember talking to you about a lot. You've been a good bud, so please, please, PLEASE tell me what your avatar is.
Wicked - If I lived there, I'd be drinking the two extra years to help me cope with the fact that I'm in Canada! How terrible is that? You need more alcohol to live there! Though the beer goggles girl isn't bad for now. I'll just drop her at the bus stop when I'm done with her.
Daniel - For you, it's tough. I look at it like how it takes a lot of pressure to turn coal into a diamond, and I think at first you took that pressure as a bad thing. And while I was hard on you, I never disliked you. And I still don't. Because you have potential, and I want to see you be that diamond, even if that means I have to be the pressure and not be liked. Also, please, stop spamming? Kthanx
Bret - The only difference between now and then is it's legal now, so I can go to legal establishments. That said, that car is the greatest thing ever. I have shared that with everyone I know.
De-Ting - That bear is cute as fuck. I actually got a St. Patrick's Day beanie baby as a present. You're psychic, man! Take that to Vegas! Wait, you can't gamble. It's bad, which is good that you can't, right? Either way, keep it up, you clever man you!
HK-47 - While some people's quickest way to their heart is their stomach, mine is Persona 4. You know my weakness, which means you get another turn. Social links, friendship, mystery!
Lien - There were a few very, very hot redheads out there. I almost went for one, but I was with my family. So I got her for my dad instead, as any good son would. Speaking of which, redheads are the best, so I'll take sloppy thirds or fourths, since it would be worth it.
Paradox - That blew my mind, and then I understood it, and I laughed. Do I need to say more? I sure hope not! Either way, I love it! Partly because it came from you, and you're the go to for serious business in the best of ways.
Eyebrows - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO HAIRCUT! You're just jealous of my locks.
GL - You don't HAVE to buy me beer, but why wouldn't you? I mean, I'd buy you a beer!
Okay, some of you had more personal than others, but let me just say, that doesn't mean some of you are better than others. I think for a lot of you, you know how I feel about you. And if you don't, feel free to ask me about it. I'm an open book, and I won't ever be mean about it. At worst, I'll be tough to make you better. At worst.
Anyway, I've been here since I was 12 and now until I'm 21. You guys have helped make me the strong man I am to this day, even if you didn't know it. So thank you. I love each and every one of you.
Cheers, my friends!
