Someone toold me loooong ago
There's a calm befooore the stor-
Sorry, not what this thread's about.
So, yeah, happy birthday.
On the topic, it's extremely hard for me to get drunk - as in, 1/2 bottle of vodka and 1/3rd of rum only gets me tipsy. As such, i'm usually the one who looks after my friends when they pass out.
Although the last time my friends and i got really properly drunk (also the last time i was, in general), one of us passed out on the lounge in front of the rest of us.
This would turn out to be a poor decision, because we drew on his forehead a glorious, surprisingly detail phallus with large, hairy testes.
What we didn't realize until the next day, however, was that he had to leave for work at 6am and we used a permanent marker, and it was drawn on with layers.
So he got up and left before any of the rest of us were awake, didn't realize he had a member on his forehead until he was at work.
3 of us got a text at 8:22am, (quoting) "IT WONT COM OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTS".
He scrubbed for a full 1/2hr, and there was still a faint outline.
This was 4 months ago. His nickname at work is still 'dick' to this day.
We laughed for hours.