You get one more chance Greek yogurt...One more...

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  1. GRColin

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    So I gave you a try. Healthy people say you're lower in sugar and higher in protein than "American" yogurt. Fair enough. Your label backs this claim up. I try a bit...You taste like ass. I see your "honey", honey greek yogurt. I figure...Honey eh? Bet she tastes sweeter than you. I give her a try...Same rotten dairy taste but with a measure of honey. Basically, she tastes like ass as well. So now I'm left with your pomegranate flavouring. You have one more chance Greek yogurt before I rid you from my life. Do not fail me.
     
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    Anyone who can twist the heavenly taste of pomegranate is indeed a stain on the Earth's white pants of peace.
     
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    Try adding semen to it. Your wife's, preferably.
     
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    This thread is disgusting..... and not because of Longo's input.
     
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    Well, we all know you love your girlfriend's semen on your yogurt.
     
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  6. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    One of my coworkers is a whole foods nut and he has the fridge stocked with a bunch of crap including Greek yogurt. Stuff isn't even worth stealing and eating to aggravate him.
     
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    I work at whole foods..

    and greek yogurt is terrible. Drink some milk and have some fruit. And I'm not talking about longo.
     
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  8. Wes

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    You think that's bad. I bought a box of frozen burgers from Lick's (awesome hamburger joint). Got home, cooked one up on the BBQ. Loaded it with cheese and toppings. Took a bite and almost threw up.

    I looked at the box and realised I bought Soy burgers. WTF man!
     
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  9. used44

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    Greek yogurt is indeed the worst, followed closely behind every other kind of yogurt.
     
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  10. MattAY

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    Greek Yoghurt?...Dude, just have a fucking steak! ;)
     
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    Why has my life suddenly been flooded with Greek yogurt? I keep seeing advertising for it all over the place, and now this randomness.
     
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  12. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Greek yougurt has obviously hurt a lot of people. Don't go back, Lethean. Dietarily speaking, going back is like returning to an abusive boyfriend.
     
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    Yogurt has been spelled three different ways in this topic.
     
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    Thanks for pointing that out. Just lol'd pretty good. :rofl4:
     
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    same, I was rolling :lol:
     
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    yogurt is right. (most)
    yoghurt is british. (matt)
    and yougurt is what Bret says when someone spills something on him (you gurt sumthin' on me!)
     
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    Let me put forward this suggestion:

    youghurt

    discuss.
     
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  18. MattAY

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    YOU'RE a ghurt.
     
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