You get one more chance Greek yogurt...One more...

[GRColin]

So I gave you a try. Healthy people say you're lower in sugar and higher in protein than "American" yogurt. Fair enough. Your label backs this claim up. I try a bit...You taste like ass. I see your "honey", honey greek yogurt. I figure...Honey eh? Bet she tastes sweeter than you. I give her a try...Same rotten dairy taste but with a measure of honey. Basically, she tastes like ass as well. So now I'm left with your pomegranate flavouring. You have one more chance Greek yogurt before I rid you from my life. Do not fail me.

 

[De-Ting]

Anyone who can twist the heavenly taste of pomegranate is indeed a stain on the Earth's white pants of peace.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Try adding semen to it. Your wife's, preferably.

 

[danielrbischoff]

This thread is disgusting..... and not because of Longo's input.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Well, we all know you love your girlfriend's semen on your yogurt.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

One of my coworkers is a whole foods nut and he has the fridge stocked with a bunch of crap including Greek yogurt. Stuff isn't even worth stealing and eating to aggravate him.

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

I work at whole foods..

and greek yogurt is terrible. Drink some milk and have some fruit. And I'm not talking about longo.

 

[Wes]

You think that's bad. I bought a box of frozen burgers from Lick's (awesome hamburger joint). Got home, cooked one up on the BBQ. Loaded it with cheese and toppings. Took a bite and almost threw up.

I looked at the box and realised I bought Soy burgers. WTF man!

 

[used44]

Greek yogurt is indeed the worst, followed closely behind every other kind of yogurt.

 

[MattAY]

Greek Yoghurt?...Dude, just have a fucking steak!

 

[daverabbit]

Why has my life suddenly been flooded with Greek yogurt? I keep seeing advertising for it all over the place, and now this randomness.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Greek yougurt has obviously hurt a lot of people. Don't go back, Lethean. Dietarily speaking, going back is like returning to an abusive boyfriend.

 

[used44]

Yogurt has been spelled three different ways in this topic.

 

[De-Ting]

Yogurt has been spelled three different ways in this topic.

Thanks for pointing that out. Just lol'd pretty good. :rofl4:

 

[danielrbischoff]

Thanks for pointing that out. Just lol'd pretty good. :rofl4:

same, I was rolling :lol:

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

Thanks for pointing that out. Just lol'd pretty good. :rofl4:

same, I was rolling :lol:

yogurt is right. (most)
yoghurt is british. (matt)
and yougurt is what Bret says when someone spills something on him (you gurt sumthin' on me!)

 

[danielrbischoff]

Let me put forward this suggestion:

youghurt

discuss.

 

[MattAY]

YOU'RE a ghurt.

 

[danielrbischoff]

YOU'RE a ghurt.

/thread