Why should you vote for me?

[danielrbischoff]

I deserve the post whore award. Seriously. Look at this thread if you need further proof.

See? This is what I'm talking about. You don't get whoring like this out side of the Stoarge forum. There we've got all manner of sex propositions. Whorey enough for ya?

Edit: and also I guess I deserve the Spammer award, though I'm trying to be better.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Daniel please stop spamming the forums. This is your first warning.

 

[danielrbischoff]

I can't rap like your Grandmaster Flashes or your hippity hoppers, but thankfully this isn't the GR Rap Award. I'm the biggest post whore in town, and you know it Crime!

 

[Lien]

Go home daniel.You are drunk.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

How am I supposed to stay mad at you, you handsome devil? Carry on.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Banned.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Dan, the voting is closed.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Your timing is impeccable.

 

[Sourdeez]

Dont vote for Dan? Got it. :bigup:

 

[danielrbischoff]

Dan, the voting is closed.

If there's anything a whore can do, it's open up again.

 

[Sourdeez]

Dan, the voting is closed.

If there's anything a whore can do, it's open up again.

Looks like hes trying for funniest poster now :drink:

 

[Sightless]

Terrible. Never nominating Dan again.

 

[UghRochester]

Terrible. Never nominating Dan again.

 

[LinksOcarina]

Oh Dan...

If you want to be a post-whore you need to be subtle about it, not an overt, highly primped harlot walking the streets screaming fuck me.

No no, you need to be quiet and discrete...

 

[Bretimus_v2]

No, no, no. The title is Post Whore not Post Escort.

 

[UrbanMasque]

Desperation, is a stinky cologne.

 

[WickedLiquid]

HOW DARE YOU ALL ATTACK HIM LIKE THIS!

DAN IS YOUR SUPERIOR, YOU SHOULD BE BOWING DOWN TO HIM

Idiot. Idiot.

Are you calling me an idiot? Don't you ever talk to me that way. You don't have any friends or any awards or any LAND.

 

[MattAY]

Desperation, is a stinky cologne.

yeah, that never happened to you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PiwEYIg4w

....I ......I want to vote for Urban!...LEMME VOTE!!

 

[UrbanMasque]

Desperation, is a stinky cologne.

yeah, that never happened to you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PiwEYIg4w

....I ......I want to vote for Urban!...LEMME VOTE!!

bwhahaha did you bookmark that?! Look. That was tasteful, because it wasnt spamming the threads. What Dan's posting does is the same as offering us %50 off on a Coach handbag.

Shameful dan.. shameful.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

But when is the last time you've seen this many active topics?