What if Gorillas were allowed to play football?

[The_Joker]

For real.

Sup, fellow football fans?

How goes the rooting of the teams and such?

You all know who I root for. Can't wait for the season to start in less than a week now. I do a little NFL Vlog thing on youtube...no video, just audio. Here.

http://youtube.com/profile?user=the777joker777

I'll start trying to provoke some actual football discussion later. I'm tired and need to organize the bowls now.

PS: Wash your QB cuz D-Tapp is SACKIN!

 

[TheNesMan]

You all know who I'm about. I hope Parker has that inevitable breakout year.

 

[UrbanMasque]

you started talking about green bay... so i stopped listening.

 

[TheNesMan]

PS damn you sound white.

 

[The_Joker]

http://www.freewebs.com/jokerpowerrankings/

Here's a little something I wrote up this week.

 

[kapow]

go bears!

i just hope that greg olsen injury is not too bad

 

[kingg5]

Go Steelers!

 

[Robmiester]

Football sucks. Just kidding.

 

[kingg5]

Nice sig.

 

[tyler]

Go Steelers!

I second that.

 

[kingg5]

Alright a Steeler's fan in the house.

 

[unctarheels]

Panther fan of course, and I'm just waiting for Julius Peppers to set the single season sack record this year.

 

[The_Joker]

Just one day until the season kicks off...last chance to join that GR pick em league that only has 5 members!

Colts: 35 Saints: 24

 

[MikeyVassallo]

Yes. The Joker delivers.

 

[DH_Ninja]

i believe that we should have orangutan play football instead of gorillas. anyway, i'm a Broncos fan , though i don't watch that much football.

 

[The_Joker]

Initial impressions:

1: LOL Jason David. My hearts go out to the NO defense, who was depending on this guy to turn their secondary around.

2: LOL Reggie Bust...though I actually somewhat expected this, Indy's Run D is very good against quick agile backs for the most part.

3: My 2nd favorite player in the league (Manning) looking awful nice. But goddammit I drafted Drill Bees in my fantasy league, if this is an omen...

4: Props to the Indy defense...all around, good Run defense and pass defense, Freeney isn't showing up on that stat tracker but he's earning his contract for sure.

5: And as I type this, Robert Mathis balls on Drill Bees's chin. Hell yes.

 

[TheNesMan]

I hate the colts and manning. Always have, always will.

 

[used44]

Joker's football opinions remind me alot of Jim Rome's and his listeners' - which makes me hate you/

 

[The_Joker]

GRIIEEESSSEEEEEEE

GRRRIIIEEEEEESSSSEEEEEE

Also, Deon Grant powah.

 

[LinksOcarina]

I say it each week.

Go Oakland.