Well, I have no reason to go on anymore.

Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by UglykitteN, Dec 27, 2010.

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WTF Man?

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  1. UglykitteN

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    My dreams of being married to Natalie Portman are officially crushed. :(
     
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  2. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    You need to perform Inception and plant an idea you're the better guy. That way maybe she might like you.
     
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  3. MattAY

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    She has a nice butt, that's about it.

    You'll find another. I'll switch it to my man Urban to offer you alternatives...
     
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  4. Chris_Crime

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    You'd have been crucified to the binary wall only 4 or so years ago for this post.

    Not by me... but others. They're called Natnats. Be aware (and beware i guess, i duno lol).
     
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    I don't know about that chick man, she's pretty hardcore. I mean, she'll kill your dog just cause.
     
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    Not only is she gorgeous, but she's crazy intelligent as well...

    But she's also Jewish. So there's that.
     
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    She will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war
     
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  8. MattAY

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    Is it the Padme thing? Is that why you guys think she's really hot?
     
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    Have you seen V for Vendetta? Or Mister Magorium's Wonder Emporium?
     
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  10. MattAY

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    No, but I've seen Closer....that's surely the one that matters right?
     
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  11. Eyebrowsbv31

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    tits or GTFO.
     
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    There was a movie she was a stripper, but I can't remember the name of it.
    EDIT: Oh wait nevermind, it was Closer.
     
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  14. MattAY

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    ^ SOMETHING tells me you just whacked off.
     
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  15. UghRochester

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    Yeah, because you know...remembering that movie all of sudden makes want to whack off. :wink:
     
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  16. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Abandon thread!

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. MattAY

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    It made me want to google Nat in a thong - thus achieveing the whacking off conclusion.
    Any man would do the same. ...................... :wink:
     
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    [​IMG]

    just gonna leave this here...
     
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  19. UglykitteN

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    I feel that Nat is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood in a classic sense. It isn't like her mentality is "RWAR! TITS! LOOK AT ME!"

    And yes, when I first saw that gif of her in the thong I praised baby Jesus, IYKWIM.
     
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    Shhhhhhhhhh. A moment of silence, gentlemen.
     
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