Well, I have no reason to go on anymore.

[UglykitteN]

My dreams of being married to Natalie Portman are officially crushed.

 

[UghRochester]

You need to perform Inception and plant an idea you're the better guy. That way maybe she might like you.

 

[MattAY]

She has a nice butt, that's about it.

You'll find another. I'll switch it to my man Urban to offer you alternatives...

 

[Chris_Crime]

She has a nice butt, that's about it.

You'd have been crucified to the binary wall only 4 or so years ago for this post.

Not by me... but others. They're called Natnats. Be aware (and beware i guess, i duno lol).

 

[Rakon]

I don't know about that chick man, she's pretty hardcore. I mean, she'll kill your dog just cause.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Not only is she gorgeous, but she's crazy intelligent as well...

But she's also Jewish. So there's that.

 

[Robmiester]

She will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war

 

[MattAY]

Is it the Padme thing? Is that why you guys think she's really hot?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Have you seen V for Vendetta? Or Mister Magorium's Wonder Emporium?

 

[MattAY]

No, but I've seen Closer....that's surely the one that matters right?

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

tits or GTFO.

 

[Lien]

and she's such a role model too!

 

[UghRochester]

There was a movie she was a stripper, but I can't remember the name of it.
EDIT: Oh wait nevermind, it was Closer.

 

[MattAY]

^ SOMETHING tells me you just whacked off.

 

[UghRochester]

^ SOMETHING tells me you just whacked off.

Yeah, because you know...remembering that movie all of sudden makes want to whack off. :wink:

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Abandon thread!

 

[MattAY]

^ SOMETHING tells me you just whacked off.

Yeah, because you know...remembering that movie all of sudden makes want to whack off. :wink:

It made me want to google Nat in a thong - thus achieveing the whacking off conclusion.
Any man would do the same. ...................... :wink:

 

[Icepick]

^ SOMETHING tells me you just whacked off.

Yeah, because you know...remembering that movie all of sudden makes want to whack off. :wink:

It made me want to google Nat in a thong - thus achieveing the whacking off conclusion.
Any man would do the same. ...................... :wink:

just gonna leave this here...

 

[UglykitteN]

I feel that Nat is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood in a classic sense. It isn't like her mentality is "RWAR! TITS! LOOK AT ME!"

And yes, when I first saw that gif of her in the thong I praised baby Jesus, IYKWIM.

 

[crazycracker22]

Shhhhhhhhhh. A moment of silence, gentlemen.