Tonight is the night!

Is Santa real?

  • SAAAAAAAAAAAANTA! I KNOW HIM!

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  • No... I believe in science and it's impossibe for a fat man to deliver presents to every house in on

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WickedLiquid

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Screw "Happy Holidays", nevermind this X-Mas nonsense, tonight is CHRISTMAS eve! The best night of the year!

I got you all a gift, I bet you can't wait to see what it is but you'll have to wait until tomorrow! Until then here's a poll; do you still believe in Santa Clause?
 
Looks like someone isn't having a very Merry Christmas :?

I don't know if this matters since you sound like a troll but I'm Agnostic. My message wasn't about religion, it was about the idiocy of "Merry Christmas" being a politically incorrect statement.

Maybe you should watch A Christmas Carol, or The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, or It's A Wonderful Life.
 
WTF is Christmas?

Imma be at the bar tomorrow night with my boy Jesus celebrating his 2010th birthday!
 
Windows7myIdea said:
God believers are morons and you're one of them.

Hey, asshole, I don't necessarily believe in God but I still celebrate Christmas. In this day and age Christmas is less about religion and more about the ideas of family and commercialism. I am, in fact, a commercialist. I like spending money on people to give them gifts and I also enjoy getting gifts from people, even if my apartment is full and has no more room for any more stuff. So bite me if you think that people who celebrate Christmas are morons, how about you gtfo with your 7 posts and start visiting /b/ again
 
Windows7myIdea said:
God believers are morons and you're one of them.

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schimmel said:
Hey, asshole, I don't necessarily believe in God but I still celebrate Christmas. In this day and age Christmas is less about religion and more about the ideas of family and commercialism. I am, in fact, a commercialist. I like spending money on people to give them gifts and I also enjoy getting gifts from people, even if my apartment is full and has no more room for any more stuff. So bite me if you think that people who celebrate Christmas are morons, how about you gtfo with your 7 posts and start visiting /b/ again

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Of course Santa is real, DUH!

I'm gonna stay up allllllllllllllllll night! This yearw ill be the one where I catch him!

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Not this time SNEAKY! ....yeah I've had a few if you can't tell so MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
 
I believe in the regional santa theory.

There's a giant underground base that roughly ~5000 santas live in December every month, getting prepped. Before this, they each have a region to get to know to find out who's been good and who's been bad.

They ride out in small, quiet turbine powered beasts, allowing travel of Mach 1 if needed.
 
Longo_2_guns said:
It only took 21 minutes for this thread to go to shit.

Merry fucking Christmas. You guys are dumb.

Come on, don't frown.

Merry Christmas to you too. :D

This thread can still rise from the shi -, I mean ashes.
 
To the Atheists who think it's hip and edgy to be miserable twats on Christmas, please piss off. It's not my fault your life is so miserable that you can't even enjoy Christmas..


Anyways, for all the horny members (MattAY, Frozenbacon, Urban etc) I got you this
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A flesh light




For our comedieans (BlackStar, Chris Crime, Used, Longo etc) you guys get
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An applause sign




For our friendly users (Bret, Wes, Lethean, Links, Green Lantern) I got you all
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A gift certificate to Applebees. It's only $5 though so don't go crazy.




For the less popular guys (Ugh, madster, ugly kitten, etc) you all get
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A vacation far away from here (my heart was in the right place)




And for everyone else who I missed.....
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Socks!
 

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