The People Speak Deluxe - Haiku Fridays competition

[danielrbischoff]

http://www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto ... luxe-24415

Post your Haiku here to win!

 

[Lien]

We have a copy of Plants Vs Zombies: Garden Warfare for Xbox One

for Xbox One

... I hate you so much
for assuming we are rich
Dan is elitist.

 

[UghRochester]

Who are you fooling?
We know there is only one.
He shall not be named.

 

[De-Ting]

Dan calls me "dee-ting"
and made others do the same.
*Points gun at forehead*

 

[THeFiSH]

I don't need xbox
To monitor my heart rate
While I kill zombies

 

[UrbanMasque]

Dan give me this game
so I can sacrifice it
to my PS4.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Plants Vs Zombies
Garden Warfare, Xbox 1;
I jizzed in my pants.

 

[UghRochester]

Dan, give me this game
so I can sacrifice it
to my PS4.

When did you get a PS4?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Pretty sure he's had it since launch.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Don't derail this thread
Bret and Ugh should be ashamed
Now back to haikus

 

[UghRochester]

Reason why I asked,
Urban used Ustream's before.
Confirm it now, Urban!

I'm lonely with mine.
Nobody plays when I play.
Socially awkward.

 

[MattAY]

Zombies versus plants,
Resident Evil Seven,
Coming this Autumn!

 

[Sourdeez]

It is raining ice.
It hurts to take out the trash
This winter is bad.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

The rule of this thread
If you want to say something
Then make a haiku?

 

[UrbanMasque]

Reason why I asked,
Urban used Ustream's before.
Confirm it now, Urban!

I'm lonely with mine.
Nobody plays when I play.
Socially awkward.

Fifa, killzone, DC Online, outlast are all i've got.

 

[used44]

Valor on both sides
Is honored in human hearts
That grasp sunflowers

 

[Green_Lantern]

There we go again
Urban cocking up the thread
Haikus are not hard

 

[UghRochester]

Urban, a request.
Party chat with me one day.
Makes live stream better.

 

[MattAY]

I'm calling it, Ugh,
You've definitely entered,
more than four Haikus!

 

[UghRochester]

Not trying to win.
Just not derailing this thread
Haiku is plural.