Talk like a pirate day!

[Lien]

AAAARRRRR mateys! Don't ya know what this day be? It be a special day for us sea mongrels!

So eat yer oranges and be free of scurvey. While yar at it, make sure ya be speakin' like one of us!


It's days like these i miss duke ferris...

 

[Mod-Chip]

'tis topic be rated Arrrrr!

 

[De-Ting]

Argh, the heck with that poster? Only bilge rats think that ye are needin' to be dressin' like pirates on "Talk" Like a Pirate Day. I'd be makin' them walk the plank for that, and if there be any of you committin' such blaspheme, yar headed straight for Davey Jones' locker!

 

[UghRochester]

Yar yar yar and bottle rum!
If ye has Facebook! Change ye tongue by taking me sea legs to Account Settings > Edit Language and select English (pirate) as ye new tounge. Yar!

Me missin Cap'n Ferris as well lad.

 

[used44]

I feel like this happens five times a year. Thanks, internet.

 

[MasterRabbi]

Ar ye' salty sea dogs. I be toastin' tar de patron Saint, Robert Newton. Yar Har Har.

 

[Paradox]

Somalia has suffered from many years of destruction because of all these weapons. We don’t want that suffering and chaos to continue. We are not going to offload the weapons. We just want the money.

 

[C_nate]

There are some people who decide one day is not enough and pretend to be and talk like pirates every day of their lives. Funniest Bar Rescue episode ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgnHwmkSi_k

 

[MattAY]

I feel like this happens five times a year. Thanks, internet.

Boy, SOMEONE grew up :roll:

......YAR HARRR!

 

[WickedLiquid]

Can brits talk like pirates? Everytime they say the letter R it sounds like "ah".

Ahhhhh there she blows! ...wait a sec

 

[MattAY]

Hey I can do a good pirate impression!

RRRRRRR there she blows!!

...Need to clean up.

 

[Guan_Yu]

I feel like this happens five times a year. Thanks, internet.

I never got it either, buddy

So who's turn is it in the barrel today? And don't look at me, I did double duty last week.

Avast ye bastards, etc.

 

[BlackStar]

 

[LinksOcarina]

yo ho ho and all that shit.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Fuck. You have no idea how badly I want to lock and ban everyone.

 

[De-Ting]

Fuck. You have no idea how badly I want to lock and ban everyone.

Arr, "lock and ban" just be pirate talk for bondage sex. Yo ho ho!

 

[Guan_Yu]

Fuck. You have no idea how badly I want to lock and ban everyone.

Glad you weren't invited to the same pirate party that I was invited to this weekend, you might commit a murder or thirty. I instantly turned down that invitation without missing a beat and I didn't feel a bit of remorse. When I hear pirate party, I think 5-year-old's birthday. But nope, this was an actual thing for adults to dress up, get drunk, and talk like pirates all night long. Way to find the formula to get me to run in the exact opposite direction of wherever the hell that's happening.

 

[used44]

Went out to the bars for my bachelor party on this day two years ago. None of us realized it was fucking Pirate Day or whatever. It was minorly annoying. Got over it pretty fast though. The first bar we were at was especially obnoxious.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Drinking and pirates are the two things that make me physically sick... something all the roller coaster rides, horrible food, and terrible smells in the world fail to do.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Probably because you're, y'know, a girl.