So you think you can dance?

No, of course not. I'm not stupid, I would never try dancing.

 

All the dance moves I know/need, I learned from San Andreas. The video's in Hungarian. Ladies love Hungarian.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUdkQQQnOXA









... Oh. No, no. I can't dance even with swords. If I did they'll fly off via wii-mote style into some poor guy's skull.

 

Won a dance competition out of my entire school in 5th grade.

That is all.

 

Whenever I start dancing, I somehow go from standing up to laying on the floor. The only dance moves I know how to do are the Truffle Shuffle and the Moonwalk. I was always fascinated by the illusion of the Moonwalk. So, recently I taught myself by watching YouTube videos.

Back in high school, I went to Hershey for a DECA's state competition. Anyone here was a member of the club? Anyways, after a long day of competition, they would have a room for people to dance in. So, I obviously wasn't going to stay in my hotel room, so I went. Got glowstick!

And took pictures of women.



Anyways, when women grind on me, my penis hurts them.

That was actually an accidental photo. My friend Guy took it when I wasn't looking.

 

I'm just patiently waiting for the inevitable Yoonjakyung_2_swords joke account.

 

Dancing is a state of mind, and thats not some new age bullshit. If you're out there in your own world, and confident - youre a good dancer.

I dance when motivated.

 

I've danced to gangnam style in a certain place in a certain country which I don't want to remember.

But I kinda enjoy getting carried away by the music. It just neexs the certain mood (drunk) and good music (something I recognize)

 

No, I am not a good dancer.

I am a better swayer though.

 

Protip: Dancing by yourself in the mirror, totally acceptable.

Also, the white guy 2-step is like a Jazz Standard - You can use it as is or you can add your own variation to it. I use it a ton.

That is all.

 

How I imagine myself dancing while drunk...








How I really look

 

I usually have enjoyed myself a great deal when I would go out dancing. Swing, Latin, just club stuff. With the right crowd it's fun. Totally agree with what Urbz said.

 

I can not dance

Even on ecstasy, I don't have the urge to dance. I may move funny, but its not dancing.

 

Even when confident, I still look like a drunk fish when I dance. A drunk fish that is having fun, but a drunk fish nevertheless.

 

Seriously. I actually used to teach how to do the basic moves for both of these.

 

Some inspiration - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... hWAU-lJFaM