So you think you can dance?

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  1. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Is anyone here a good dancer? Like, I don't mean doing a drunken robot during a rave, and 80's white guy shuffle, or a ballroom dance thing at a wedding. I mean like actual dancing ability.

    I use those three examples because it's the extent of my dancing abilities. It's against my religion to dance, I have no rhythm, and it's terrible. Though my white guy shuffle is out of this world.

    So how about you? Do you dance at all? None? Barely? Sort of? A lot?

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  2. danielrbischoff

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    No, of course not. I'm not stupid, I would never try dancing.
     
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  3. Paradox

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    All the dance moves I know/need, I learned from San Andreas. The video's in Hungarian. Ladies love Hungarian.
     
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    In a weird way I've always wanted to know how to properly dance. Mainly just so I could blow people's minds when I start dancing on the dance floor though, so no real incentive.

    I basically want a dance-off and want to win.
     
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  6. De-Ting

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    Won a dance competition out of my entire school in 5th grade.

    That is all.
     
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  7. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Whenever I start dancing, I somehow go from standing up to laying on the floor. The only dance moves I know how to do are the Truffle Shuffle and the Moonwalk. I was always fascinated by the illusion of the Moonwalk. So, recently I taught myself by watching YouTube videos.

    Back in high school, I went to Hershey for a DECA's state competition. Anyone here was a member of the club? Anyways, after a long day of competition, they would have a room for people to dance in. So, I obviously wasn't going to stay in my hotel room, so I went. Got glowstick!
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    Anyways, when women grind on me, my penis hurts them.
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    That was actually an accidental photo. My friend Guy took it when I wasn't looking.
     
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    .......

    Second from the right girl's body...with the second girl from the left girl's head. Anyone, feel free to Photoshop that.
     
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  9. danielrbischoff

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    I'm just patiently waiting for the inevitable Yoonjakyung_2_swords joke account.
     
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  10. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    Dancing is a state of mind, and thats not some new age bullshit. If you're out there in your own world, and confident - youre a good dancer.

    I dance when motivated.
     
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    I've danced to gangnam style in a certain place in a certain country which I don't want to remember.

    But I kinda enjoy getting carried away by the music. It just neexs the certain mood (drunk) and good music (something I recognize)
     
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  12. LinksOcarina

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    No, I am not a good dancer.

    I am a better swayer though.
     
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  13. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    Protip: Dancing by yourself in the mirror, totally acceptable.

    Also, the white guy 2-step is like a Jazz Standard - You can use it as is or you can add your own variation to it. I use it a ton.

    That is all.
     
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  14. WickedLiquid

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    How I imagine myself dancing while drunk...

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    How I really look

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  15. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    I usually have enjoyed myself a great deal when I would go out dancing. Swing, Latin, just club stuff. With the right crowd it's fun. Totally agree with what Urbz said.
     
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    Pro tip: pretty much anyone can learn The Charleston or Lindy Hop.
     
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  17. Sourdeez

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    I can not dance

    Even on ecstasy, I don't have the urge to dance. I may move funny, but its not dancing.
     
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  18. FrozenBacon

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    Even when confident, I still look like a drunk fish when I dance. A drunk fish that is having fun, but a drunk fish nevertheless.
     
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  19. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Seriously. I actually used to teach how to do the basic moves for both of these.
     
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