Preview for newest Pixar film is kind of a downer.

[Silios]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGJxSky ... ure=relmfu

 

[Sightless]

Jehovah says: Fuck recycling! New materials only.

 

[Silios]

Let's crush my child's happiness because that makes me happy.

 

[Rainemaida]

What the feck? I almost can't believe Pixar made this.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

If my children enjoy any toys or media that aren't 100% holy, I'm going to beat them with a stick.

 

[Lien]

So... who made this cartoon?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

<Kid goes outside and picks up a stick. He starts waving it around like a wand or using it as a gun.>

That's it! No more trees!

 

[Silios]

So... who made this cartoon?

Don't know, it's for Jehovah's Witnesses though. They take the zest out of life. No celebrations, no holidays. OBEY.

On a lighter side, rule 34 has already been inacted. Even though I can't show you the picture on this forum, I can still describe it.

"Picture the mother squatting, she has her orgasm face on, and in between her Vajayjay is that wizard toy."

 

[danielrbischoff]

If my children enjoy any toys or media that aren't 100% holy, I'm going to beat them with a stick.

A holy stick so that you can swing it faster.

 

[MattAY]

So creepy.

 

[De-Ting]

It's been removed and apparently had nothing to do with Pixar.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Eh, JWs are people just like you. Lumping perception of people by one descriptive is sooooo last year.

 

[Icepick]

Eh, JWs are people just like you. Lumping perception of people by one descriptive is sooooo last year.

Normal people dont walk door to door disturbing me from sleep/sunday morning cartoons to tell me I'm a sinner and should follow their god

Normal people also accept blood transfusions to save their lives

just saying

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Yup and no Catholic uses a prophylactic. My message isn't dislike, it's more lumping a group.

A holy stick so that you can swing it faster.

Not to mention that it'll do double damage against the undead.

 

[Silios]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGJxSky ... ure=relmfu

Same video.

 

[De-Ting]

How sad. News flash: Jesus doesn't hate. I feel sorry for people taught to think like that. Reminds me of Waterboy. "That toy is the Devil!"

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Jesus hates fags. I learned that from picketers.

 

[De-Ting]

lol Longo. Guess you're out of luck.

 

[tigerlily521985]

"You seem really excited about this. Let's throw it in the bin!"

I was curious so I watched "Lesson One" as well. That poor imaginary child.

 

[Silios]

Louis CK on Catholicism is pretty relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k

Don't get butthurt religious guys, it's just a joke.