Pokemon or money?

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  1. lokness

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    Ok imagine this. you are offered the chance to have 1 pokemon or 2 mirrion dorraz.What do you choose?

    Keep in mind if you chose a pokemon you have to feed it and take care of it and have the appropriate environment for it (you need a lake for a garidos). And it will eventually die.

    What do you do?
     
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  2. Longo_2_guns

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    Pokemon sucks.

    I'd take the money.
     
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  3. WickedLiquid

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    WTF is a mirrion dorraz?

    And kids still play Pokemon? FFS I thought that fad died out.
     
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  4. KoalaRainbowPoop

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    i'd take the money and hurl my poke balls in drunk girls faces.
     
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  5. crazycracker22

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    I would a choose a pokemon and it would love me and care for me and we would be the best of friends.
     
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  6. lokness

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    amount of pokemon in the world:0
    amount of money in the world: 9999999 to the power of fucking 9999999.

    i would chose a pokemon and whore it to the world making me birrions of dorras in the process. i want a charizard so i can ride him to uni and flame all the cunts that take my parking spot.
     
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  7. De-Ting

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    i herd u liek mudkipz...

    What's the sexiest Pokemon? I'll have to go through my collection again, or of course, take my epic level 100 Typhlosion, because I am so gay for him.

    Anyway, Pokemon. If it was Digimon, I'd take Renamon in a heartbeat.
     
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  8. Longo_2_guns

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    If it was anyone else, I would pass this off as a joke. But considering your "affection" towards Argonians as well, well, I dunno what to think.
     
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  9. lokness

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    JYNX TING.
     
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  10. madster111

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    I'll take a Lucario, thanks.
    One of the few PKMN that can speak to humans, able to destroy the shit out of my enemies with ease and much, MUCH harder to obtain than 2 million dorrar.
     
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  11. MattAY

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    DEFINITELY a pokemeon. Do you know how many Asian chicks woudl dig me with one of those?!
    Which one? Corrr I dunno, never played it....Maybe Squirtle, because he is very pet-like and I can also be a make-shift fireman...which in turn will get me laid with the white chicks.
    Black chicks are the only ones I'm not available for - sorry girls.
     
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    I think you would like in on that action. :brow2:
     
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  13. Daddio

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    I'd go for the pokemon, then make a youtube video of me smashing the pokeball with a sledgehammer or something. IZOR BEE UTOOB FAME!
     
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  14. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Money, please, thanks, bye.
     
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  15. Trippysmurf

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    I like to point out his fun little fact sheet:

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. 10000_Squirrels

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    I'd choose the Pokemon... But he'd be Rayquaza, he'd live in the lake I'm moving next to (It's literally off our backyard) and then I would fly him wherever I need to go. Also, he would use Hyper Beam on any low-flying aircraft that disturb the peace and silence around my house. He would hunt the deer and, lately, Coyote/Wolf halfbreeds that are flourishing around my area. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coywolf You can hear them at night, farther north than I am.
     
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  17. De-Ting

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    I concur with that conclusion, Trippy.
     
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  18. Rakon

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    Pokémon. They are the best things ever, and clearly, can defy all laws of physics. Money can't buy you happiness, but a Charizard sure as hell can.
     
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    "Coywolves have the wolf characteristics of pack hunting and aggression and the coyote characteristics of lack of fear of human-developed areas. They seem to be bolder and more intelligent than regular coyotes."

    That is really, really fucking disturbing.
     
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  20. miak757

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    Pokemon sucks, I'd rather use the money to invest in the development of actual possibilities...

    LIKE DIGIMON, HEEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
     
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