My Tummy Hurts

[mynameismonkey]

I don't want flowers. No fruit. Save your cards. No bloody phone calls, I don't like talking to humans. Just invite me as a comrade and we'll forget the whole thing ever happened, OK?

Click this to show you care

Click this if you could give a rat's arse

 

[UrbanMasque]

R U PREGNANT?

 

[TheNesMan]

Hurray a three way tie.

 

[mynameismonkey]

I was but I delivered last week. Gave birth to a bouncing 8 ounce appendix.

 

[TheNesMan]

Congratulations! I would name it Brian, personally.

 

[yorky]

^ Looks like a Hans to me. But to each his own, I guess.

 

[mynameismonkey]

It's obviously a girl. (a) there's no penis and (b) it didn't have the balls to stay inside and get it's job done so it's must be female.

 

[malakian]

Silentplayer and I are also in the GR external appendix society. Membership entitles you to free mai-tais and use of the Gamepost jacuzzi.

 

[kmg0]

Do you do C sections?

 

[UrbanMasque]

get back to your animal roots... eat it,

 

[malakian]

Mine is in the "difficult toddler" phase. His name is Bertram Wilberforce. Here's a picture of him at one year old:

 

[DH_Ninja]

cute...who was the host??

 

[UrbanMasque]

XD

 

[MikeyVassallo]

Want to know how cool I am- Monkey added ME as a comrade first!

 

[mynameismonkey]

Evidently I'm not being clear enough. Anyone who isn't my comrade by tomorrow will have their post count set to "Teapot". You know it can be done.

 

[malakian]

What! Rewards for abstaining?! I want off the comrade list! You know how us brits love our teapots...

 

[MattAY]

teapots suck, so i accepted. kettles rule all.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

I'd like my Join date to be Zeppelin.

 

[kingg5]

Evidently I'm not being clear enough. Anyone who isn't my comrade by tomorrow will have their post count set to "Teapot". You know it can be done.

I invited you before I seen this topic cause you are a gaming god and I wish to learn the traits.

 

[trust_no_one]

I'll just change mine back if you change mine (which you won't cause I just invited you, but still).

And if you were unfortunate enough to not invite MNIM, well, I can be bribed to return a numeric value to your count...the bigger the bribe, the larger the number.