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  1. Optimus-Crime

    Optimus-Crime Rookie

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    The Bald Eagle, the Release The Kraken, the SS Nimitz. The Mr. Drummond is where you're bald on top with hair on the sides.
    What are you rocking right now in the man junk department? When I was a teenager I rocked a full on Lion King, because all my best porn were tapes I had stolen from my uncle's 70s porn stash. Lately, though, I've been rocking the Mein Führer; I'm happy with the results.
    I heard something called the Goat Face is where you shave everything but the hair on your balls? Hip me to the latest hair trends, fellas. If I were a lady, I'd create one and name it the CL4P-TP.
     
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  2. Mod-Chip

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    I'm rocking The Cancer Patient.

    It's fun for like 2 days.
     
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  3. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    I braid mine, just like the dwarves in the Hobbit did.
     
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  4. Optimus-Crime

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    Yes, the Bilbo Baggins! Ah, the adventurous type, I see!

    The Cancer Patient, bbk? Jeez, that's pretty lowbrow, fella. But chemo treatment is the rich man's razor, so you're redeemed!
     
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    [​IMG]

    something like that
     
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    Including the wistful caterpillar brow? Name it!
     
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    shaggy on the jaw and trimmed underneath so Longo can't say shit to me about neckbearding it, though seriously I can grow a sick neckbeard. I think you guys have seen it.
     
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    dan, you're the only person I know who grows hair on the jaw of his penis.

    lol :p
     
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    Oh we're not talking about beards? Whoops, disregard. I don't do anything weird with my penis.
     
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    Icepick wins. You can close the topic now.

    And yeah, goat face.
     
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    ^Lion King (king of the jungle)
     
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    Neckbeard is best beard. My neckbeard grows out in three days. The rest takes a week.
     
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