The Bald Eagle, the Release The Kraken, the SS Nimitz. The Mr. Drummond is where you're bald on top with hair on the sides. What are you rocking right now in the man junk department? When I was a teenager I rocked a full on Lion King, because all my best porn were tapes I had stolen from my uncle's 70s porn stash. Lately, though, I've been rocking the Mein FÃ¼hrer; I'm happy with the results. I heard something called the Goat Face is where you shave everything but the hair on your balls? Hip me to the latest hair trends, fellas. If I were a lady, I'd create one and name it the CL4P-TP.