...the Batmobile, broke its wheel, and the Joker got awaaay-HEY! It's fucking Christmaaaaaaaaaaaas! I'm off work until the 6th January now. Got nothing to do tomorrow but prepare my stomach for the bodyweight of food and alcohol that will be consumed. I also just found my PS2 and a copy of FFX. WAHAAAAY! SO! What are your plans? Are you joining family? Or hosting your own meal? Or are you alone? If alone, I invite you to the MattAY family house for a meal of kings with a barrage of family board and card games post-feast (Ugh, please don't actually arrive). In terms of gaming gifts, I'm expecting Diablo 3. New Years plans? Are you having, as Deez would say, a rad party? I'm heading to Paris for a night with the Frenchies and a few days looking at a shitty ironwork tower (I'll snapchat it, guys).