ITT We make odds

[StickyGreenGamer]

Here is how it will go. Poster poses a possible premise to the posse.

No, seriously. I'll put forth a scenario, the next poster puts what they think the odds will be, then puts forth their own. If anyone cares to actually take it to the next level and start gambling on this....that is their own business.

So, here we go.

In my office, there are 6 other people, all female. I really had to fart today, but held it in. Had I farted, what are the odds that the majority of them would have found it incredibly hysterical instead of overwhelmingly disgusting?

 

[Wes]

1 in 6

What are the odds that chris crime and black star come back?

 

[MattAY]

1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000 (screw commas).

What are the odds of an asian chick falling into my lap someday?

 

[UghRochester]

1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000 (screw commas).

What are the odds of an asian chick falling into my lap someday?

1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000 (screw commas).

What are the odds of me getting a better job?

 

[Affen]

1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000 (screw commas).

What are the odds that the next answer will be the same as the last ones?

 

[intoTheRain]

1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000 (screw commas).

What are the odds that the next answer will be the same as the last ones?

Mind = obliterated

 

[Bretimus_v2]

0 to 1

What are the chances that I get Tacos for lunch?

 

[UrbanMasque]

3:1
pretty good. I'd say
What are the odds GR is happy with the next episode of the GRInd?

 

[intoTheRain]

3:1
pretty good. I'd say
What are the odds GR is happy with the next episode of the GRInd?

3.7 in 459,567.3

What are the odds the Grind girl will be showing more cleavage than in the first episode?

 

[UrbanMasque]

2:1

Depends on whether or not she reads our posts.

What are the odds that some GR staffer will suggest directly to her that she wear something more revealing?

 

[danielrbischoff]

1:100
What are the odds that the skit will at least be better?

 

[MattAY]

1:10

It wasn't that bad! They should do the news before the Bit though! It's like doing the weather before the news - Weeeiiiiird.

What are the odds I find Ugh in my closet?

 

[danielrbischoff]

1:1
I put him there! SPOOOOKY

What are the odds that the townies will win this game of mafia?

 

[Mod-Chip]

1: ∞

What are the odds of you you not noticing the extra you in this sentence?

-BBK

 

[Mod-Chip]

Edit: whoops!

 

[UrbanMasque]

1:1 - on the 1st pass.

What are the odds that someone in GR kills someone, either accidentally or purposely?

 

[MattAY]

1:1

Madster.

What are the odds white people will win the 100m sprint in the Olympics?

 

[StickyGreenGamer]

4:20

The other 16 runners could always slip.

What are the odds of a grizzly bear defeating a rhino in combat?