In Heaven...

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  1. maca2kx

    maca2kx Rookie

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    Some of you may have already seen the joke that:

    In Heaven…

    the mechanics are German
    the chefs are French
    the police are British
    the lovers are Italian
    and everything is organized by the Swiss.

    In Hell…

    the mechanics are French
    the police are German
    the chefs are British
    the lovers are Swiss
    and everything is organized by the Italians.

    Now I'm wondering what categories apply to game developers. In Hell Bethesda would certainly be the coders and BioWare would be the story writers in Heaven. Has anyone got any more suggestions for graphics, music, gameplay, and lore?
     
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  2. GRColin

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    Bioware would be the story writers in hell? Really? :( Over Capcom? I know, I know, Capcom has some pretty deep and engaging stories.... >_>
     
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  3. maca2kx

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    Damnit, I got distracted and forgot to put 'in Heaven'. It's fixed now.
     
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  4. Longo_2_guns

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    Obsidian would be the story writers in Heaven, for sure. But in Hell, they'd be the bug testers.
    Bioware... maybe the characters. Though even then, they're really not phenomenally good or phenomenally bad at anything. They're pretty middle of the road.
     
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