So after over three years of sticking with the Motorola Adventure, I gots me a new smartphone. I was thinking about getting the Bionic, which launched the other day and I wanted to make Bionic Arm jokes about. But I opted for the LG Revolution instead, cause it was prettier and like 100 bucks less. That's walking around money, that is. It's nice, but I tell ya, I'm going to miss going 10 days on a single charge. And the gay guy who helped me out also showed me how to get free stuff for it, and then asked me what I was doing later. Regardless, it's pretty cool. So I'm just bragging, I guess. I'm kinda excited. And I can dump it if I don't like it and get a new one.