I found The Cookster...

[Rainemaida]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

 

[kapow]

lol

 

[UghRochester]

Oh yeah, that video. Here, might as well thrown in my retarded brother as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sVALGW0DQM

 

[used44]

Haha. That does look like The Cookster

Ugh, nobody cares about your brother's racist videos.

 

[Rainemaida]

yeah, that kid has 21mil views?!?!?! never seen that vid, but it's cookster's cousin at least.

 

[Icepick]

obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Owf9U19Nc

 

[Optimus-Crime]

All that was missing was a swastika, and, yup, that's him. That kid was great.

 

[Icepick]

All that was missing was a swastika, and, yup, that's him. That kid was great.

I just have a feeling that sentence deserves to be quoted

 

[Optimus-Crime]

^thanks. I'll never get into Yale now.

 

[BlackStar]

Tonight where is The Cookster?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2S6ZQn9lvk

According to an old transcript, Gingers rose from the depths of hell to feed upon the living. Is it possible Cookster vanished to the underworld? Never having successfully harnessed a soul?

The last one to see Cookster was Grey, another former GR local who left the forums to pursue a life. We tracked him down in London England.

Ya I knew that bloody sod. He'd go off on such bollocks like he needed a soul. Never really understood what the piss that yankee was on about. Then, blimey, that red haired bastard was gone.

At 3:31 PM eastern time on September 15th 2004 there was word of a pale skinned man roaming the streets of North Jersey. The day AFTER Grey had spoken to him. We investigating the scene where there was word of an underground Ginger family.

After tracking down the family we met a young girl who shared Cookster's last name? Could she be his daughter???

She refused to talk to us and only had this to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU

Lil J

Lil Jane Cookster. If you ask us the resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Ya I knew that bloody sod. He'd go off on such bollocks like he needed a soul. Never really understood what the piss that yankee was on about. Then, blimey, that red haired bastard was gone.

Mmm-hmm, yep, that's Grey, alright.