Oh yeah, I was wondering why it was so dead, well, deader than usual.
You know who doesn't care about the 4th of July? Your cat and your dog. They're hiding under a coffee table while you all (y'all) are shooting off those fireworks! So think about the animals next year and just use sparklers.
Nah i'm just kidding. Fuck those animals. amirite? That's the American way! ....Umm i didn't mean that literally.
Happy 4th of July!