Why hello there. How have all you party people been lately? Fourth of July is coming up. Anyone party time, very nice? A booyakasha and all that? Excellent. Now, check this out: (Awesome thing deleted.) That is all. _-<*POW*>-_ (You have just been blessed in the face.)
So you come all the way back just to advertise? No love? Nothing of how much I missed you? Nothing? You broke my heart, Grandma. You broke my heart.