Do I wanna go faster?

[MattAY]

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-officiall ... l-revenue/

Sightless lovingly pointed out to me at the weekend that this lovable hedgehog we know in our gaming community has been officially licensed to do porn!

With me imagining him enjoying a chilli dog afterwards instead of a cigarette, what do you guys think to this warped and twisted occurance!?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

They already whored out the franchise since Sonic 06, so how much worse can it be?

 

[madster111]

Is there really that much demand for porn of sonic specifically?
I mean, Amy Rose i can perhaps understand a bit better. She's already drawn fairly cute, but sonic?

I don't know how successful this is going to be.

Now i'm picturing Nintendo resorting to this with Pokemon due to WiiU sales, and i'm also picturing the subsequent apocalypse that would occur from the Nintendo gold reserve room going massive enough to form a singularity/black hole

 

[Sourdeez]

Wouldn't he be having sex soo fast you couldn't perceive it?

Wouldn't that cause immense friction?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Is there really that much demand for porn of sonic specifically?

You underestimate the autistic attraction to Sonic.

There have been studies explaining why autists love Sonic so much. Because they really do.

 

[UghRochester]

I'm horribly picturing Robotnik f*cking Amy. Why was his name changed to Eggman in the first place? Oh and I can't believe Sighless would give you this information, MattAY.

 

[MattAY]

^ She's the artist!

I imagine there's enough fans out there to obviously warrant income, otherwise they wouldn't license the shiz! People have some rather strange fetishes.

I admit, I've read hentai and enjoyed it!

/thread?

 

[WickedLiquid]

Judging by the title I was expecting

....Boy was I surprised.


Mario and Luigi should do porn. Hell they're already plumbers the script is already written for em!

 

[Sourdeez]

Mario and Luigi should do porn. Hell they're already plumbers the script is already written for em!

Mario, Luigi, Peach and Daisy.
Just wait for Wario and Waluigi to enter the room. Turns into a massive orgy.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Why was his name changed to Eggman in the first place?

Because he looks like a walrus, so they named him that in tribute to the Beatles. In the Japanese versions he was always Eggman, and in the English versions he was always Robotnik.

Robotnik sounds so much better.

 

[Sightless]

I have nothing to say on the matter, except that friction is part of Sonic's secret, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying good hentai.

/

 

[FrozenBacon]

Furries around the globe rejoice.

New face of the Sonic franchise right here:

 

[Wes]

I'm pretty sure there was Sonic porn already.
Rule 34 people.

 

[MattAY]

Not LICENSED!