Come stay at fuk your health hospital!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SybY1Mwogi0

i lol'd thought some of you might lol too

how do things like this ever get by? how did NO ONE realize how ridiculous that sounds.

 

Funny enough most hosptials could be named that because of their poor service. (Waits for Stal to defend the health industry...)

 

hehe... I got another pitch for another Fauquier commercial.

First show a baby being born ib a hospital. Zoomed on parents happy face.
Then switch to night time in the mother's room holding her baby. The doctor breaks the door down wielding a chainsaw ans yells: "Your insurance has been denied!"
Show a bloodbath offscreen and the mother yelling "My baby!"
Show huge text: WE DON'T KILL F***ING BABIES LIKE OTHER HOSPITALS! Fauquier

aaaaaand scene!

 

Not much to say...it may be clean and sterile, but it does lack personal touch.

But, I would think that most doctors would WANT to be impersonal, since they are dealing with death and life every day.

 

Niggha, Please.

 

Is this a fuck-your-health/Obamacare joke?

it's way over my head, man./next time just flush your money down the drain. same result.

 

I don't trust American hospitals anymore. I've been working on my Canadian accent. In case I ever seriously injury myself and need medical treatment, I can always go up there.

*ahem* Don-cha know I just gosh darn broke my foot on one of them there curling stones! They're heavier than they look eh?

I have a Canadian health card complete with maple syrup stamps so I'm good to go! (Only two more stamps and I get a free bottle!!!)