Cheesiest quotes from games.

Devil May Cry

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LAIGHT!


Metal Gear Solid 2

Cigarettes, Snake? You obviously haven't read the Surgeon Generals warning, have you?



Resident Evil

Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick.



Starfox 64

Here comes a Big One!



Final Fantasy XIII

Mom's are tough!



There's more, I just can't think of any right now, lol

 

Every line in the entire Kingdom Hearts series.

 

I love FFX, but once Tidus and Yuna start fake laughing I always grabbed the remote and hit mute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc

 

Every fucking thing Leon Kennedy says...






... is pure gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHChmYcpdd4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMUajXtN ... ure=relmfu

 

A senior moment perhaps?
Oh! I see what you did there Leon!

 

"Power armor is for pussies" Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem Forever.

 

Half the script from Total Overdose is greasy.

 

"Ooooo? Are we going to surf the web?!"
Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLh1LEvRT4U

 

Dude, Spider-Man is all about the cheese, no matter what Hollywood wants you to think.

 

"Disasterrific!"

and pretty much everything else Yuna said in FFX-2.

Yeah I played it! Never in front of people but I played it.

Alone.

In my room.

With the door locked........

 

LOOK, more hidden footprints!

 

SHUT UP! Or you'll have hidden footprints up your--AHH LACUNI!!!

 

I'M GETTING SLEEPY!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I FEEL ASLEEP!!

 

"I I I... it's... LU BU!"

""KHAAAAAAAAN" Oh wait, wrong thing. We're talking about video games.

 

Here I was thinking I was alone, and thought the game would be good.