BlackStar's TTYL thread AKA why Longo is a friendly-ass-guy

Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by BlackStar, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. BlackStar

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    So the guy locks my Valentine thread and expects me to wait around all day for him to unlock it. But since I actually was super busy IRL I make a new thread about my wedding and he deletes it. Way to go Longo, your Penis just keeps growing. I'd be able to insult you better if I weren't in such a great/nervous mood.

    So unless the dipshit deletes this one too I'll just say my wedding was fantastic. Our honeymoon was even better until it was interupted by my wife going into labor. I'm playing the waiting game in the hospital and my hands are literally shaking as I type this.

    Once everything is said and done I'll share a pic of lil BS Jr.
     
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  2. Sourdeez

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    Congratulations


    Just discipline Longo. Roll up a newspaper and smack him on the nose.
    Or like a cat, Spray him with water.
     
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  3. De-Ting

    De-Ting Rookie

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    Bro, I know. I know. I know that feel.

    I know that feel bro.
     
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  4. Optimus-Crime

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    Congratulations on the wedding.
    I hope your wife knows she's got a player for life, and that's not bullshittin ;_;7
    did you have a small or large wedding? How was the reception? First dance song?



    re: Longo

    First they came for Shane,
    and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Shane.

    Then they came for Mikey V.,
    and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Mikey V.

    Then they came for BlackStar,
    and I didn't speak out because I wasn't BlackStar.

    Then they came for me,
    and there was no one left to speak for me.
     
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  5. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    ...sorry man..
     
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  6. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Congratulations, man.

    You gotta give us all of the details. Gender, name, size, dilation, social security number, everything.
     
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  7. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    I came for the pics of Longo's man love, I stayed for the craziest wedding day ever story.

    Congrats, BlackStar. On the wedding and the upcoming kiddo.
     
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  8. Icepick

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    they came for me inbetween those there, but couldn't get a ban right and wiped out half of Ontario, fight the power

    We'll form a resistance, and pronounce it with a fruity french accent, we'll tell tall tales on how we fought the nazi power, when really just like the real movement when did fuck all, but oh how the women will swoon
     
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  9. danielrbischoff

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    Wait, I'm confused. You got married BlackStar? And now you're having a baby?

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. WickedLiquid

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    And another one becomes a dad!

    If BlackStar can become a father then there's hope for us all lol. Congrats man.
     
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  11. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    I can't give you give you anything, Blackstar.
     
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  12. Mod-Chip

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    That's so sweet. You should make a novelty GR account for him, that way he will be way old school when he's old enough to come to the forums.

    ...

    .....

    .....that's not creepy at all guys.
     
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