They'd make a really good 1st version, and then they'd make a really really bad second version, but because nobody else gave out condoms for free most people would still use them. And then they would come out with a 3rd, better version, that fixed all of the problems of the 2nd iteration, and it was the greatest Bill Gates condom ever. And then they would come out with a piece of shit 4th version called Windows 8.