Ok...skinny jeans. WTF? You do NOT look good in them. You girls wanna know what your legs look like? Do you? You sure? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yup, two of those under a torso, arms, and a head. Your legs have no shape, definition, and I've NEVER seen a good ass in a pair of em. You know the best thing ever is though? Them tight black stretchy pants. 75-90% have an epic ass in them...and I mean come on, camel toe! Vive la tight black stretchy pants! Course, if your ass looks like two giant hams, the pants still do nothing for you. But those chicks are few and far between. Amiright?