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  1. trust_no_one

    trust_no_one Rookie

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    Ok...skinny jeans. WTF? You do NOT look good in them. You girls wanna know what your legs look like?

    Do you?

    You sure?

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    Yup, two of those under a torso, arms, and a head. Your legs have no shape, definition, and I've NEVER seen a good ass in a pair of em.

    You know the best thing ever is though? Them tight black stretchy pants. 75-90% have an epic ass in them...and I mean come on, camel toe! Vive la tight black stretchy pants!

    Course, if your ass looks like two giant hams, the pants still do nothing for you. But those chicks are few and far between.

    Amiright?
     
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  2. MattAY

    MattAY Forum Moderator
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    You are

    but shut up, its the same with most clothing.
     
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  3. Lien

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    What about skirts?
     
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  4. trust_no_one

    trust_no_one Rookie

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    Mini? Ok, they have their time and place...but no camel toe
     
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  5. madster111

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    Mini skirts, with nothing underneath on a windy day.

    8)
     
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    and once agian tno reminds us why he has nothing of value to say.
     
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  7. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    TNO...you're an idiot.
     
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  8. Robmiester

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    hey, don't be hatin on TNO because he comes out with an interesting topic.. give the guy a break... maybe check a girls ass out outside a porn site you pansies.

    TNO, they are Yoga pants.. and the majority of girls who wear them have never done yoga once.

    But that's still alright.
     
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    The correct answer TNO to the question is, "No." The jeans don't make her look fat. It's your fault for not getting laid, not the jeans.
     
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    rurite? No, you are wrong and you should feel bad. Have you never seen a good looking skinny girl look good wearing skinny jeans? I could understand this being about skinny jeans on guys, that I could understand.
     
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    trust_no_one Rookie

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    Chicks ion their clothes and checking them out isn't anything of value? You sir are a f*ggot to the 10th degree.

    Why thank you, and yes, yes it is alright.

    Eyebrows, I hate you. That is all.

    I never said anything about fat. I mean their legs are uniformly shaped throughout AND they have no ass whatsoever. How is this about me getting laid? I get more ass than you do slipping your mother sleeping pills every breakfast and supper, and lunch on weekends fool so don't even try and start.

    Gifted, I'm sure I have, sometime, somewhere. I just can't recall at the moment. However, the vast majority do NOT fill them out. Skinny jeans on a guy is a whole other topic right there...ugh.
     
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    The mooseknuckle ends all argument about tight pants.

    because some things just shouldn't happen.
     
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    the best you can do is call me a faggot? wow. you have humbled me sir. your insight and knowledge of the world is so obviously greater than mine. i bow down to your superior wisdom of faggots sir.
     
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  15. FrozenBacon

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    Ive seen plenty of girls with shapely bodies in jeans. Maybe there is some sort of disease going on where chicks lose their ass where you live. Maybe the disease comes from the jeans. What if it spreads? That would mean the end of all good asses everywhere. You should devote some time into researching this.
     
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