B-andimonium resistance!

[Lien]

All right gang... i think Daniel is losing it. I'm guessing all that Xbox 180 jokes times infinity got to his head. He started a trap thread that would randomly ban someone who posts in the thread. He got mattay... He will come for us next... This is our last stand against his insanity. This is for england! (matay's british right?) So now, gather around GRians...

And chose your weapon. Hurry before Dan sees us and ban us!

 

[MattAY]

Oooh, I 'll have the sword with the thingy on the end!

 

[Lien]

You are suppose to be dead!

...and that's called a rapier.

 

[De-Ting]

I'm pretty good with a bo staff. Plus, the rest of them are dull. Sure, they're swords, but that's...besides the point.

 

[cyberjim2000]

I call bo-staff!

EDIT: Damn you, De-ting. *flips table*

 

[danielrbischoff]

I'm so confused. I think this is the REAL ban thread!

 

[Lien]

I'm so confused. I think this is the REAL ban thread!

He's here! Quick! strike his heart, that's where his weakness is!

Shoot! i need to pick a weapon.... huh... I choose the banjo!

 

[LinksOcarina]

the wooden sword is mine.

No one will get through my defensive prowess!

 

[Sourdeez]

No greatswords?

 

[Gunner37]

I'll take the second one on the left for the resistance

 

[UghRochester]

I don't need any swords. I'll just be saved by someone, you'll see.

 

[cyberjim2000]

I'm taking a regular sword then but I'm lighting it on fire.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Pretty much everyone who posts in this thread will get banned.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Daniel, this is not Nam, there are rules. You just can't change the rules, man!

 

[danielrbischoff]

*bans GL for pointing out that this isn't Nam*

 

[WickedLiquid]

MERCS
Dan has been wounded, go in for the kill

SCAVENGERS
Raid his corpse for some Starfox 64 buttons

DOCTORS
Dan killed Ugh, revive him!

CHEF
Yo where's my pizza at

BUILDER
Do something with your life

 

[De-Ting]

Sorry, Wicked. I found like, 40, but they all just say "Do a Barrel Roll!"

 

[Lien]

God darn it... Dan's gonna go all galactus on us this sunday! Quick! we need a mount! *whistles*

There's no time to explain how i got magical horse calling powers. Hurry and pick a horse!

 

[LinksOcarina]

Forget the horses.

Bear Calvary...lets see them top that!

 

[MattAY]

Bear Calvary...lets see them top that!

Done.