All right gang... i think Daniel is losing it. I'm guessing all that Xbox 180 jokes times infinity got to his head. He started a trap thread that would randomly ban someone who posts in the thread. He got mattay... He will come for us next... This is our last stand against his insanity. This is for england! (matay's british right?) So now, gather around GRians... And chose your weapon. Hurry before Dan sees us and ban us!
I'm pretty good with a bo staff. Plus, the rest of them are dull. Sure, they're swords, but that's...besides the point.
He's here! Quick! strike his heart, that's where his weakness is! Shoot! i need to pick a weapon.... huh... I choose the banjo!
MERCS Dan has been wounded, go in for the kill SCAVENGERS Raid his corpse for some Starfox 64 buttons DOCTORS Dan killed Ugh, revive him! CHEF Yo where's my pizza at BUILDER Do something with your life
God darn it... Dan's gonna go all galactus on us this sunday! Quick! we need a mount! *whistles* There's no time to explain how i got magical horse calling powers. Hurry and pick a horse!