Hey lokness, did you know Elvis is still alive?
Also we never landed on the moon.
And JFK was not assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald, it was the Cubans.
Kurt Cobain was murdered and Courtney Love hired the hit-man.
We've been visited by UFO's at least twice a year and the government is keeping it under wraps ever since one crashed at Roswell in 1947.
2Pac is still alive, he's just waiting seven years for a clean record so expect a comeback in 2003.
The holocaust never happened,...
And Stephen King killed John Lennon