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    Are you glad you grew up in the gaming era you did?

    My first console was a hand me down Atari 2600 when I was aware enough to turn on a TV and use the controller... I mean it was already in the house, I just had to develop the skills around it to use the damn thing. But once I did, it was all mine. Then Nintendo. I was there for early NES...
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    Nuclear Holocaust in Australia?

    http://bfy.tw/BON2 With a tyrant in North Korea, a tyrant in the US and Australians pissing off both sides these days, what's madster's life right now?
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    Does super mario bros ever end?

    Sort of. It becomes unplayable, with jumps to nowhere and lava sky, stuff like that. It's all randomly generated... well, not the lava sky but the level order, rather. On one play through you'll get further just because you didn't encounter lava sky level, or the swim forever level (dying...
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    Yooka-Laylee and why Playtonic won't get my money

    Well, they got my money. I hated that guy anyway. Only liked the parrot. Not even the parrot with the dubbed-in voice over... literally the parrot itself. Vanilla parrot, sans dlc. and Rare--er, Playtonic's N64 platformer formula seems to have remained intact from every video I've seen...
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    So it's literally time to go dark

    You do realize that VPN prices have never been lower, right? But how would you like a $75 dollar pre-paid Visa for just sitting through a seminar on VPNs here in the city? If you give me an hour of your time I will shuttle bus you to a prime VPN local here in the city, but first you have to...
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    So it's literally time to go dark

    This literally changed everything
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    So it's literally time to go dark

    I've been up nights worried about this issue
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    Wine, anyone?

    Ow... Unnecessary roughness :cry:
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    Wine, anyone?

    Well can you tell me what's really in the Big Mac's secret sauce? Lives are at stake. Not here, but somewhere I'm sure.
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    Wine, anyone?

    You came through. There will be no BBQ sauce however, thanks for nothing Ugh.
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    Wine, anyone?

    Looking for a good wine that would pair nicely with an Akaushi steak, but also some jumbo shrimp. Does such an elixir even exist? I'm leaning towards a more complex (and dry) Pinot but how that will pair with seafood I have no idea. Anyone with some general knowledge or better willing to help...
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    So it's literally time to go dark

    This shit's been all over the news
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    Whatcha Doin?

    And a good day to you, sir.
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    New Year's Resolutions 2017

    I was certain 2016 would claim these forums, but here we are to my surprise. I want to post more in 2017, maybe I'll post more in the cooking threads. But seeing how resolutions are nearly always broken I'll be seeing you guys in February.
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