Recent content by Clum-Z-Boy

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    GTA teaches 6-year-old to drive?

    A six year old has the choice between staying home and playing GTA IV, or going to school, and he's so God damned determined to go to school he'll steal his parents' cat, and make himself grow a foot or two to be able to drive it? Sure, I'll buy that.
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    Final advice on selling a console

    Truth be told, unless you're whittling away in your bathroom, shaking all over, ready to sell a console or a liver to get your next fix, I'd say keep both. Thing with consoles and games as well is that as soon as it's in a consumer's hands, the price drops like a mother fucker. If you sell your...
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    Halo: The Movie vs. The Dark Knight

    Regarding canon... they made The Dark Knight out of a guy wearing underwear over tights, a cape, and a utility belt. Any remotely smart individual could probably overcome the hurdles set in place by the sequels' attempts to humanize the Covenant. However. No. Not a chance in hell. Not only...
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    GR's obvious favorite

    And what's the alternative? Skipping between PS3 and Xbox 360 as defaults for every review? It's probably something that didn't even get any thought. The 360 was out first, and that's just how the priority stayed. It's such a minor issue, honestly. And the reason they have Crave ads is...
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    GTA IV = A-? Something wicked this way comes...

    While I agree that the omission of atmosphere was puzzling, and the "shrinking" was hardly a bad thing, the reason the game gets an A- is because it is, in most part, more of the same. If a game got the same grade year after year simply for being good, sports games would truly be NOTHING more...
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    "Homosexual Themes" in Army of Two

    I have to agree. I haven't played the game yet (waiting on my 360, it finally gave up after almost two and a half years of service), but I've been following it pretty closely. I just don't see it. The one thing I find quite odd about their relationship is the fact that Salem does not seem...
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