Recent content by Chris_Crime

I'll get right to mine: •I'm back, ta-daaa! •malakian, Plumpkin, Sounds, other members that only dinosaurs could name •Do you remember when? [insert Shane story here] (bonus: "Who's Shane?") •Worship me for 2 days: "thx guys :mrgreen:" •Leaving on the 3rd day: "it's not the same...

Birthday MAN. You inherit the UNIVERSE. (no bias. none)

Birthday Boy! You get nothing!

I've got a hangover. I'm 50/50 on this whole adult thing.

I misspelled coyote in 4th grade, and I still haven't gotten over it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho7eJuJFdH8 :cry:

No, just a history of bullshit. Vote Democrat, y'all!

I find it weird that a girl with very little ass can still manage to over-sexualize twerking, a phenomena already all sexed upped

President says we won't put troops on the ground, but we're ready to strike at any moment. Says military action should be limited in scope. President will seek authorization in Congress, so Congress will vote on America's involvement when back in session. PM in Britain blocked by the...

Happy Birthday, you filthy animal. and a happy new year.

Way to wear socks with your sandals, Zack Morris.

Get back to your football "clubs" or whatever you call soccer these days, MattAY. Finally it's NFL Season. The wait gets longer and longer each year.

No, they're for children and prissy man children.

http://vimeo.com/29807866 Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels

Oh BlackStar, what has become of your once mighty topic? You know now what you must do

Happy Birthday! you skinny trollop