Chris_s
Rookie
ahhh, the time is almost here guys.
Since the first day we laid our sweaty eyes on Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and the rest, we knew that one day at least one of these whores would be in Playboy Magazine (or worse).
But who will go down first?
Will it be:
Britney Spears
--With recently having given birth and getting married, Britney's music career was put on hold and she's found that she's lost her core audience. No, not the pre-teen girl crowd but the 20+ year old men audience she once owned. Is Playboy the answer for Britney Spears?
Jessica Simpson
--I went to Best Buy today to check out the new dvd releases and there it was, the final season of The Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! Oh irony, you cad, you! Well Jessica is banging Johnny Knoxville now (or so says a one Mr. David Spade, who has never steared me wrong btw) so it's just a matter of time before a sex tape is leaked (yep, she's dumb enough). So Playboy is the obvious choice for Jessica, but will she do it? (or when rather)
Christina Aguilera
--You know, I think we all couldn't care less but I had to throw her in. I hate her hair, she looks uber skanky, and I've just never liked her too much to begin with anyhow. But Playboy would be a career booster, so there is a chance!
Someone out of left field
--I'm talking about the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsens here, the Brooke Hogan's of the celebrity world, even a drunken Kirsten Dunst would fit the bill. Sooner or later fame will leave them and they'll have to make a decision to either go into B movies or do Playboy! (My money is on Kirsten Dunst, she's a walking timebomb)
A celebrity Male does Playgirl before a celebrity Female does Playboy
--for the Lou Diamond Phillps lover in you! Yah yah, any famous guy will do, but I know how you girls love Lou Diamond Phillips, how you can't get enough Lou Diamond Phillips, how you'll vote for him day in and day out on TRL (according to LouDiamondPhillips.net) so I threw him in.
So cast your votes!
Nobody knows when, we only know who, how, and why.
Even pop queens Debbie Gibson and Tiffany eventually bared all for Playboy, though nobody cared...the Chyna Playboy issue, by comparison, sold more than both of those issues combined (and Chyna is fuck ugly guys) so if any of these ladies want to cash one final time, they'd better do it soon.
VOTE OR DIE
Since the first day we laid our sweaty eyes on Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and the rest, we knew that one day at least one of these whores would be in Playboy Magazine (or worse).
But who will go down first?
Will it be:
Britney Spears
--With recently having given birth and getting married, Britney's music career was put on hold and she's found that she's lost her core audience. No, not the pre-teen girl crowd but the 20+ year old men audience she once owned. Is Playboy the answer for Britney Spears?
Jessica Simpson
--I went to Best Buy today to check out the new dvd releases and there it was, the final season of The Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! Oh irony, you cad, you! Well Jessica is banging Johnny Knoxville now (or so says a one Mr. David Spade, who has never steared me wrong btw) so it's just a matter of time before a sex tape is leaked (yep, she's dumb enough). So Playboy is the obvious choice for Jessica, but will she do it? (or when rather)
Christina Aguilera
--You know, I think we all couldn't care less but I had to throw her in. I hate her hair, she looks uber skanky, and I've just never liked her too much to begin with anyhow. But Playboy would be a career booster, so there is a chance!
Someone out of left field
--I'm talking about the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsens here, the Brooke Hogan's of the celebrity world, even a drunken Kirsten Dunst would fit the bill. Sooner or later fame will leave them and they'll have to make a decision to either go into B movies or do Playboy! (My money is on Kirsten Dunst, she's a walking timebomb)
A celebrity Male does Playgirl before a celebrity Female does Playboy
--for the Lou Diamond Phillps lover in you! Yah yah, any famous guy will do, but I know how you girls love Lou Diamond Phillips, how you can't get enough Lou Diamond Phillips, how you'll vote for him day in and day out on TRL (according to LouDiamondPhillips.net) so I threw him in.
So cast your votes!
Nobody knows when, we only know who, how, and why.
Even pop queens Debbie Gibson and Tiffany eventually bared all for Playboy, though nobody cared...the Chyna Playboy issue, by comparison, sold more than both of those issues combined (and Chyna is fuck ugly guys) so if any of these ladies want to cash one final time, they'd better do it soon.
VOTE OR DIE
