The Legend of Mafia HYRULE WINS

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  1. WickedLiquid

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    Used, aka the Gerudo king of thieves was sure the Zora was lying. He was sure MasterCraig was actually the last mafia member and companion to The Godfather of time.

    However the last remaining guard of Hyrule, Brett, interuppted the two and said "it's Gunner!"

    Dun! Dun! Duuuuuuuun!

    The townspeople turned to gunner and he suddenly morphed from a Hylian into The Scanner. He then grabbed the Princess with a knife to her throat. The people stopped and gasped.

    "You'll never catch me alive!" Gunner said analyzing the surroundings and calculating a 1% chance of escaping.

    As he took some steps back, Gunner tripped and fell over a rock. How odd to see a rock in Hyrule Castle. Only this wasn't just an ordinary rock, it was a disguised rock who was actually the Goron De-Ting. He stood up and grabbed the scanner along with the Zora MasterCraig.

    "You're under arrest!" Brett said with his spear pointed to Gunner.

    "Nah, I got this," said Used. The Gerudo King formed an electric ball from the palm of his hand and fired it at Gunner. Killing him instantly.

    "Wow..." Zelda said, "that escalated quickly."

    The mafia was defeated and Hyrule could live in peace. Eventually the vigilante moved in with Zelda and seven years later Hyrule went to shit. Hyrule Castle was now called Used' Castle, Hyrule Market was now a ghost town full of zombies, Zora's domain froze over, and that stupid owl was dead. Man, that owl sucked.

    But that is another story, and it's called Ocarina of Time.

    The End.
     
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  2. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Urban is the worst leader ever. I should have just overthrown him.
     
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  3. WickedLiquid

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  4. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    -Ugh thinking he's more savvy than I am, and not sticking to the game plan.. and TALK WAYYY TOO MUCH.

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  5. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Your game plan would have killed much faster.
     
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  6. WickedLiquid

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    Ugh, Urban, I love ya brothers. There's already too much tension in the ice bucket thread.

    Are all my threads just igniting hatred? I'm buying you all popsicles.

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    Now let's BEE friends.
     
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  7. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    I assumed that the doctor was protecting bret damn near every round. So find the doc first. If I would've listened to you I wouldve wasted a turn much sooner.
     
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  8. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Yes, but I kept the secret.
     
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  9. WickedLiquid

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    Hahahaha Ugh you know my Achilles heel all too well.
     
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  10. HK-47

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    As sad as I am that I died on the first night, at least the Mafia used their first nightly killing on a mere townie.

    You would still get lynched.

    One of these games, Ugh will be the Godfather and we'll take him out the usual way: Immediately.
     
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  11. used44

    used44 Forum Moderator

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    I'm basically the most effective vigilante ever. You all can thank me now.
     
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  12. MattAY

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    I just have no words.

    Well done Hyrule - fully deserved! You worked like a team unlike us!!
     
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  13. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Also thanks for that Joker attempt. I immediately knew who not to scan. Made my hot streak of guesses even hotter.
     
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  14. Sightless

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    Mafia brings so much joy. :)
     
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  15. WickedLiquid

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    Scan Sightless.
     
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  16. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    We are amazing. Used, I don't approve of your methods. But I can't argue with your results.
     
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  17. Sightless

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    You could scan me, but it'd be a waste of your evening.

    We should do some trust exercises.
     
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  18. De-Ting

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    Thank you for using my intel.

    And Bret, you da man.

    Also, Craig. You want to know what you stopped me from doing last night? Here's the last PM I sent Quidboy:

    You owe me a trip to Queensland.
     
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  19. Green_Lantern

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    Don't everyone give all the credit to Bret, I made some mafia finds too.
     
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  20. WickedLiquid

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    Yes your both made a great team.

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