On a more serious note

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  1. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    I have been coming here for 6 years and enjoying the crowd. That being said, I have watched a certain one of you go from being an obnoxious teen to an obnoxious twenty-something. Here's to you, Longo. I know this May not be a birthday thread on time but after letting you down for six years, it hardly seemed right to not do it in celebration of your birthday!
     
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  2. Master_Craig

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    Happy birthday Longo!

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  3. used44

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    ~~**xX HaPpY BiRtHdAy Xx**~~
     
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  4. used44

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    Check yr steam mssgs
     
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  5. StudioTan

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    Happy birthday, dude.
     
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  6. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    HAppy Bday..

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    shes got two guns.,. in case you hadn't noticed... you see what i did there.
    all for you man..

    ..all for you..
     
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  7. StudioTan

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    Ermahhhguuurrrrrd!!!!!
     
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  8. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    More than two. We are talking weapons right?
    Happy B-day Longo. You grew up while watching me mature.
     
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    Longo, my man, happy birthday. enjoy your two guns.

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  11. De-Ting

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    Happy birthday!

    ...ya filthy animal.
     
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  12. Sourdeez

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    Happy Birthday!
     
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  13. Paradox

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    For your birthday and in your honor, PLP Inc is proud to present:
    The Longdo Two Guns!

    This magnificent dual chambered pleasuring device is ergonomically designed for igniting the heat between you and a partner of your choice. Just grip the stocks, cock the barrels and let the Longdo dispense orgasmic justice.

    But if you want to do it like Longo himself, lay down some towels, switch the Longdo over to semi-automatic and prepare to have your orifices assaulted with the hollow point tip. Your junk won't know if it's coming or going.

    Out in public and need to fire one off? Attach one of the included silencers, click the Longdo over to Lone Gunman mode and where ever you are becomes your own personal firing range.

    Another fine product and a happy birthday to Longo from Pretty Little Paradox, Inc.
     
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  14. Green_Lantern

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    Happy happy birthday
     
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  15. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Thanks guys! I love you all equally, except for the one I love the most.

    Debates for who that is can commence now.
     
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  16. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    It's me because the rest of you are lame.
     
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  17. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    It's me, because I stopped trying to add him on Facebook. I also deleted the friend request, so I wasn't stuck in purgatory.
     
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  18. Paradox

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    It's me because I took thirty minutes to cut that spot for him.
     
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  19. MattAY

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    Happy Birthday Longo!

    Sorry we forgot! IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN! In fact...it will be to the point where it will be your birthday EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR!

    So I not only give you an Asian...I give you an asian..TIED UP!

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    Now she will not leave you alone all year!

    You're welcome buddy thank me later.
     
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    Happy belated Longo! Either your best years or worst years are ahead of you, but no spoilers, it'd ruin your twenties.
     
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