GRumble 2015: That's All Folks

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  1. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Everything was perfect on GRanquility Lane. Everyone was getting along. There were no more console wars. There were no factions. No flame wars. Even the mods were locked in a continual circlejerk. It was as if all the anger and angst of the GRians' collective teenage years had left them. You couldn't ask for a better existence. The sun was out, birds were singing, bees were trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. Yup, everything was perfect.

    But like all too perfect-looking graphics of an Ubisoft game, their perfect thing got super shitty, super quick. With a flash of demon fire and the acrid smell of sulphur, a shimmering portal opened up on the peaceful street. From inside it could be heard a sound far worse than the wailing cries of the Damned. Indeed this portal was no ordinary portal! Nay and fie, I say! This demonic passage was linked to a place far more terrible than the ever-burning pits of Hell, a hundred times more drab and boring than the Hell depicted in What Dreams May Come, more terrible and awful than even Detroit. Indeed, this portal opened up to the year of our Lord, 2008, and the most despicable man that could step forth from it did. Beware and avert your eyes, for the Beast, bretimus, has set foot in our perfect GRanquility Lane.

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    No sooner had he arrived, he began stirring the shit. He took our cuddly GRians and he fed them after midnight turning them into the foulest of wretches. Friend turned against friend, loyalties were thrown aside, punches were thrown, limbs were bitten. And it is here, that began the most terrible and bloody GRumble of 2015.


    This is just embarassing...bretimus is making me speak for him because he's too lazy to log in since it's such a pain.

    Hear ye, hear ye! The Rules of the GRumble 2015 are simple. Simple enough that all of you dipshits...do I really have to read this? It's kind of insulting. Ok. Simple enough that all of you dipshits can't mess it up...possibly Ugh or Wicked, but that's getting into a super-powers level of fuck-uppery that even bretimus cannot contain.

    SINGLES
    There will be no Brackets or Round Robins for bretimus abhors Order. All hail bretimus!
    There will be two matches a day until the herd is thinned to the liking of bretimus. All hail bretimus!
    All eliminations occur after the second loss. Let it not be said that bretimus is merciful. All hail bretimus!
    Match ups will be decided randomly. We all go in the mixer and the top four each day face off, 1 vs 2/3 vs 4. Disorientation is first tool of bretimus...

    Ahem.

    ...all hail bretimus!

    The current roster is as stands:
    Master_Craig - CHAMPION
    Green_Lantern - ELIMINATED
    UrbanMasque - ELIMINATED
    Longo_2_guns - ELIMINATED
    Bretimus_v2 - ELIMINATED
    LinksOcarina - ELIMINATED
    WickedLiquid - ELIMINATED
    C_nate - ELIMINATED
    Paradox - ELIMINATED
    UghRochester - ELIMINATED
    Studio Tan - ELIMINATED
    MattAY - ELIMINATED
    De-Ting - ELIMINATED
    Gunner37 - ELIMINATED
    HK-47 - ELIMINATED
    Sourdeez - ELIMINATED
    Used44 - ELIMINATED
    Danielrbischoff - ELIMINATED


    DOUBLES

    The matches will be ran the same as SINGLES, because bretimus has far better things to do than come up with a whole new set of rules for this tagged-on, two-man part of the GRumble. All hail bretimus!
    Doubles will not end simultaneously with SINGLES because when you, as he puts it, "cross swords with the Bret-ster" he has better things to do than make sure you finish at the same time...wow, that's pretty frickin' disgusting...yeah, I'll keep going, all hail bretimus...

    The current roster is as stands:
    De-Ting & UrbanMasque - The Feel Bros - CHAMPIONS
    Longo_2_guns & Paradox - Team Venture - ELIMINATED
    Bretimus_v2 & LinksOcarina - Team Brazelda - ELIMINATED
    WickedLiquid & Danielrbischoff - DunderMifflin - ELIMINATED
    Green_Lantern & Used44 - The Plutonians - ELIMINATED
    HK-47 & Studio Tan - Jake and Finn - ELIMINATED
    UghRochester & MattAY - TeamRoyaleWithFries - ELIMINATED



    And as an even more tagged-on event comes...
    UrbanMasque's Tickle-fight Cocktease! brought to you by Twitch

    Huh, bretimus actually left after giving me the name of the final contest...he said that we can do whatever we want on this one.
    So the rules are simple on this Royal Rumble match, everyday you need to IM me the name of the person you want to eliminate. This way it is secret. Any gang ups are not to be discussed in the thread...possibly other threads or IMs, Skypes and FB messenger app things.
    Put the person you want out in the subject and body of the IM. My goal is to not open a single one of these things so that I can add tallies quickly.
    Once you are eliminated from the contest you can no longer vote via PM. Feel free to lobby on who should get tossed out.

    WickedLiquid
    Sourdeez - ELIMINATED
    UrbanMasque - ELIMINATED
    Paradox - ELIMINATED
    Studio Tan - ELIMINATED
    Bretimus_v2 - ELIMINATED
    Master_Craig - ELIMINATED
    Green_Lantern - ELIMINATED
    MattAY - ELIMINATED
    HK-47 - ELIMINATED
    LinksOcarina - ELIMINATED
    Danielrbischoff - ELIMINATED
    UghRochester - ELIMINATED
    De-Ting - ELIMINATED
    Used44 - ELIMINATED
    Gunner37 - ELIMINATED
    C_nate - ELIMINATED
    Longo_2_guns - ELIMINATED


    And finally, the end of voting should occur at roughly 12 pm CST with new matches being posted then as well. Translation for our foreign friends...20 mins from the time stamp on the matches post.

    With that....LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
     
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  2. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    This is just embarassing...bretimus is making me speak for him because he's too lazy to log in since it's such a pain.

    Hear ye, hear ye! The Rules of the GRumble 2015 are simple. Simple enough that all of you dipshits...do I really have to read this? It's kind of insulting. Ok. Simple enough that all of you dipshits can't mess it up...possibly Ugh or Wicked, but that's getting into a super-powers level of fuck-uppery that even bretimus cannot contain.

    SINGLES
    There will be no Brackets or Round Robins for bretimus abhors Order. All hail bretimus!
    There will be two matches a day until the herd is thinned to the liking of bretimus. All hail bretimus!
    All eliminations occur after the second loss. Let it not be said that bretimus is merciful. All hail bretimus!
    Match ups will be decided randomly. We all go in the mixer and the top four each day face off, 1 vs 2/3 vs 4. Disorientation is first tool of bretimus...

    Ahem.

    ...all hail bretimus!

    The current roster is as stands:
    De-Ting
    Green_Lantern
    UrbanMasque
    UghRochester
    MattAY
    WickedLiquid
    Danielrbischoff
    LinksOcarina
    Longo_2_guns
    Sourdeez
    Master_Craig
    Studio Tan - ONE LOSS
    Paradox - ONE LOSS
    Used44 - ONE LOSS
    C_nate - ONE LOSS
    HK-47 - ONE LOSS
    Gunner37 - ONE LOSS
    Bretimus_v2 - ONE LOSS

    DOUBLES

    The matches will be ran the same as SINGLES, because bretimus has far better things to do than come up with a whole new set of rules for this tagged-on, two-man part of the GRumble. All hail bretimus!
    Doubles will not end simultaneously with SINGLES because when you, as he puts it, "cross swords with the Bret-ster" he has better things to do than make sure you finish at the same time...wow, that's pretty frickin' disgusting...yeah, I'll keep going, all hail bretimus...

    The current roster is as stands:
    Green_Lantern & Used44
    De-Ting & UrbanMasque - The Feel Bros
    UghRochester & MattAY - TeamRoyaleWithFries
    Bretimus_v2 & LinksOcarina - Team Brazelda
    WickedLiquid & Danielrbischoff - DunderMifflin - ONE LOSS
    HK-47 & Studio Tan - Jake and Finn - ONE LOSS
    Longo_2_guns & Paradox - Team Venture - ELIMINATED


    And as an even more tagged-on event comes...
    UrbanMasque's Tickle-fight Cocktease! brought to you by Twitch

    Huh, bretimus actually left after giving me the name of the final contest...he said that we can do whatever we want on this one.
    So the rules are simple on this Royal Rumble match, everyday you need to IM me the name of the person you want to eliminate. This way it is secret. Any gang ups are not to be discussed in the thread...possibly other threads or IMs, Skypes and FB messenger app things.
    Put the person you want out in the subject and body of the IM. My goal is to not open a single one of these things so that I can add tallies quickly.
    Once you are eliminated from the contest you can no longer vote via PM. Feel free to lobby on who should get tossed out.

    Green_Lantern
    Studio Tan
    Paradox
    UrbanMasque
    Gunner37
    Bretimus_v2
    MattAY
    HK-47
    WickedLiquid
    C_nate
    LinksOcarina
    Longo_2_guns
    Sourdeez
    Master_Craig
    Danielrbischoff - ELIMINATED
    UghRochester - ELIMINATED
    De-Ting - ELIMINATED
    Used44 - ELIMINATED

    And finally, the end of voting should occur at roughly 12 pm CST with new matches being posted then as well. Translation for our foreign friends...20 mins from the time stamp on the matches post.

    With that....LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
     
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  3. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Day 1

    LinksOcarina
    vs
    used44

    UghRochester
    vs
    Gunner37

    Team Venture
    (Longo_2_guns & Pardox)
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    vs
    The Feels Bros
    (De-Ting & UrbanMasque)
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    And don't forget to submit your Royal Rumble elimination pick
     
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  4. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Links
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    Team Venture
     
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  5. Sourdeez

    Sourdeez Rookie

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    Damn this is already hard.

    LinksOcarina


    UghRochester


    The Feels Bros
     
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  6. WickedLiquid

    WickedLiquid Regular

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    Used4444444
    RochesterRoll

    Feel broz
     
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  7. Master_Craig

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    We are supposed to PM Bretimus who we want eliminated, or do we just throw 'em down here?

    I thought the rules said PM him. :p
     
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  8. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    We PM him the Royal Rumble and that's it. We can still vote here the other matches. The royal rumble is anyone who joined the singles as a special event. At least that's what I'm getting at.
     
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  9. Paradox

    Paradox Rookie

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    Ugh

    GO TEAM VENTURE!!


    Plus, I demand an immediate win for Team Venture do to the misspelling of my name and not using the specific gif I submited for our team image.

    Failing that, everyone who votes for Team Venture gets a free HJ from Longo and his beefy muscular arms. They don't call him 2 Guns for nothing.
     
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  10. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    Damn.. that singles lineup looks like a WWE Roster..

    all day, errr day


    Links
    Ugh

    The Feel no "S" Bros The first matchup and already we're being thrown under the bus..now we play the waiting game.
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    well done Bret, well done
     
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  11. De-Ting

    De-Ting Rookie

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    Ugh

    The Feel Bros.

    You also made a typo in our team name, but I'm not going to complain about it or try to bribe everyone, and therefore am a more trustworthy and modest individual than Paradox and you should vote for us.
     
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  12. Paradox

    Paradox Rookie

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    De-Ting's a communist. It's true.
     
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  13. MattAY

    MattAY Forum Moderator

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    Used

    Ugh

    Team Venture.
     
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  14. Gunner37

    Gunner37 Rookie

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    Feel Bros
     
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  15. HK-47

    HK-47 Rookie

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    Feel Bros
     
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  16. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Woah now. I wake up and this is what I see? Not a fan. Time to pull out all the stops. Time to get primped and ready.
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    Are you really going to cast your vote to advocates of sad, outdated 4chan material?

    Or are you made from a different stock of man? A stock of man who doesn't flinch at danger, who isn't sad, who has a mustache!
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    Gentlemen, I present to you those who are truly worthy of your votes... Team Venture!

    True men! True men with a long history of great thing doing!

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    With Paradox!
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    Longo_2_guns!
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    Paradox!
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    And Longo_2_guns!
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    With special new youngsters, Paradox and Longo_2_guns!
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    Vote Team Venture!
    Go Team Venture!
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  17. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Go Team Venture!
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  18. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    We dont like the feel of rage, Longo..Don't make us feel rage..

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  19. Sourdeez

    Sourdeez Rookie

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    Daaaaaaamn!
     
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  20. Paradox

    Paradox Rookie

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    Thing about the Ventures though is, every time they die, they come back.

    Your moms like to feel our rage.

    The rage is our penises.



    We had intercourse with your mothers. Of the sexual variety.
     
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